Today's Topics:
Slackful Gene Scott
STP?
White House e-mail address
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Date: Fri, 26 Mar 93 18:03 GMT
From: AJ Janschewitz <0005037030@mcimail.com>
To: Subgenius <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: Slackful Gene Scott
Message-Id: <80930326180308/0005037030ND1EM@mcimail.com>
Gene Scott is a saint of slack. His satellite bulldada is transmitted 24
hours a day, and carried on many cable TV systems that have extra channels
and a sense of humor, as well as broadcast outlets that usually give him
their overnights at a cut rate until he bounces a few checks off them. "Bob"
would be proud. He is a Master of Cash Flow, and was a salesman before
getting into the ranting business.
I worked for him for a while before the FCC pulled all his TV licenses. This
was before he gained Slack, when he seemed to really believe what he was
saying. He had a stare at that time that would frighten a disgruntled postal
worker. The only really Slackful thing he did then (late 1970's) was to
bounce payroll chacks and barricade the station fire doors against the tax
collector, fire marshall, police, process servers, OSHA, and other charter
members of the Conspiracy. Nobody will convince me that he is not smoking
'frop cigars.
Since then, his bulldada has grown to epic proportions. "I Want to Know" is
a tape that was produced at least ten years ago at his Pasadena TV station
(license since revoked). I saw it performed live at the Hartford station he
owned at the time. Little did I know then that my encounter with Gene Scott
and his FBN (Faith Broadcasting Network or Fly By Night, either works) would
be, in 17 years' retrospect, the start of the Opening of my Third Nostril.
I think Scott sells mini-satellite dishes with which you can receive him 24
hours a day. Stang could take lessons ....
==a.j.==
The Right-Turn-On-Red-Except-Where-Prohibited Reverend Pastor of the As Yet
Unnamed Church of the Make Checks Payable to Cash or Kill Me.
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: STP?
Date: Fri, 26 Mar 93 12:29:07 +0000
From: Gordon Joly <G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk>
Message-ID: <9303260734.aa19777@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subgenius Test Package
or
Sanctae Theologiae Professor?
El Gordo.
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Date: Fri, 26 Mar 93 12:11:44 EST
From: gumby@cygnus.com
Message-Id: <9303261711.AA11388@tweedledumb.cygnus.com>
To: Tim O'Connor <toc@digitalk.com>
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <00416.2815918244.2551@instance.com>
Subject: White House e-mail address
Date: n2525199325o 030007= PST
From: Tim O'Connor <toc@digitalk.com>
The White Housis accepting E-mail addressed to the president at CLINTON PZ
Why would any SubGenius care about this? The whole government it
PINK! Even the Republicans think the rest of the bastards are PINK
(but can't get their feeble minds around how slackless they are themselves).
We true enlightened ones can puff smugly on our pipes while we stride
around in our chromium leisure suits, smug and self-assured that we
already reap the rewards GUARANTEED by our exalted state.
Let the stark fist SMITE those losers for us -- we have no need to
ENLIGHTEN them. If and when a true subgenius desires to enter the
government, he or she shall SEIZE POWER and DISSOLVE the entire
MIND-ROTTING CON in a burst of AWE-INSPIRING POWER. But none of us
have bothered -- for what effect can puny, SLACKLESS GOVERNMENT have
upon TRUE SUBGENII.
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