Today's Topics:
Christians for Slack
Cookies for christ!
Onyx
slack ass bitch
tossing cookies
You all suck.
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Date: Thu, 08 Apr 1993 11:35:11 EDT
From: aanger@ufcc.ufl.edu
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-ID: <0096AB8A.545B3B20.16174@ufcc.ufl.edu>
Subject:
To: Mike "Target" Whaley
Question- Is that with or without cream?
From: Justin "not to confused with other Justin's" Sanford
Mycroft@maple.circa.ufl.edu
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From: gt0265d@prism.gatech.edu
Message-Id: <9304082207.AA27991@prism>
Subject: Christians for Slack
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Thu, 8 Apr 93 18:07:40 EDT
Cc: Mike "Target" Whaley <gt0265d@prism.gatech.edu>
Okay, it would appear that more than a few of you didn't like the Christians
for Slack thing. So just to piss you people off(or x-men, or whatever the hell
you consider yourself to be), I am now more inspired than ever. I know that
there has to be some group of SubGenii out there who agree with me... at least
a little bit... so I have founded this organization OFFICIALLY: The First
Intergalactic Inquisition of the Christians for Slack and Other Unconventional
Beliefs is hereby declared to exist, with me as the One and Only True Pontiff
of same, BECAUSE I SAID SO. The rest of you can go to Hell. (Or not. I really
don't give a damn one way or the other.)
Warmest wishes,
Mike "Send your money here- or Kill me!!" Whaley
gt0265d@prism.gatech.edu
P.S.- And no, "K", I was not brought up as, and I never agreed much with,
Cathol-politicism. But hey, where else can you oppress legions of
different people for hundreds of years at a time? (Not in the CotSG-- after
X-Day, we won't be left to oppress or be oppressed...)
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From: gt7950b@prism.gatech.edu
Message-Id: <9304081703.AA20846@prism>
Subject: Cookies for christ!
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Thu, 8 Apr 93 13:03:34 EDT
When last we heard, El Gordo wrote:
> I prefer the sort of cookies delivered by Zonker Harris.
>
> El Gordo.
I forget which Zonker does, would that be the cookies with condoms
or cookies with hashish? I guess they'd both be Dr. Whoopee...
--
Charles Patisaul "Protectorate of the cheezy puffs,
and saviour of all Mulletropolis" gt7950b@prism.gatech.edu
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From: Reagen Ward <ward@hydra.cche.olemiss.edu>
Message-Id: <9304080532.AA04920@hydra.cche.olemiss.edu>
Subject: Onyx
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Wed, 7 Apr 1993 23:32:15 -36803936 (GMT-0600)
In reference to the too-cool Nostradamus prediction,
Onyx is the name of the new Silicon Graphics super-duper graphis engine to replace the Reality Engine (I think it should).
Just lettin' ya know.
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From: "John E. Swart" <fln2jes@cabell.vcu.edu>
Message-Id: <9304081806.AA26342@cabell.vcu.edu>
Subject: slack ass bitch
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Thu, 8 Apr 93 14:06:31 EDT
i'm so slack, baby i don't care. jesus, bob, inadvertant icons in
the world. jesus was too uptight, hence bob. jim, tammy, me, it
doesn't matter. go to sleep, drift away. i'm too slack to continue.
fredbisc@sanctuary.pc.cc.cmu.edu
the high priest of BLUE in all its sanctimonius bliss. trip to 7-11
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Message-Id: <m0nh5IO-0002LRC@dharma.reed.edu>
Date: Thu, 8 Apr 93 15:42 PDT
From: Nelson Minar <nelson@reed.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: tossing cookies
Jack T. Chick has published a comic called "The Death Cookie". It's
all about the evil history of the Catholic communion wafer and it's
connections to Egyptian paganism. Recommended!
When you buy it, be sure to order the Jack T. Chick comic book stand
at the same time. And send me $20 as a finder's fee.
