Jane: Daddy, I want an all-white collie, like Martha has.
Father: They're too expensive, dear.
Mother: Besides, we can't have any more dogs.
Jane: Why can't Scottie lay a white dog for us?
Father: Because puppies have to look like their parents, and neither
Scottie nor Pal is white.
Jane: Oh, is that why the chickens are white - because Grandma has
leghorn hens and roosters?
Father: Yes. When we go driving, I'll show you some other henneries
that have all speckled families.
Bert: I know some cows that always have black and white bossies.
Mother: For the same reason.
Jane: Oh, dear, I wish I had some white parents for my little
white puppy.
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Date: Thu, 8 Apr 93 21:32 GMT
From: AJ Janschewitz <0005037030@mcimail.com>
To: Subgenius <Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: You all suck.
Message-Id: <91930408213219/0005037030ND2EM@mcimail.com>
Connecticut State Police suspect "computer hackers" are behind an incident
earlier this week when an electronic traffic sign designed to report jams,
etc., displayed the message "YOU ALL SUCK" to New York-bound motorists
during the morning rush hour on I-95 in Fairfield.
The signs are connected to the state Department of Transportation by
telephone lines, and in some cases, cellular phones, and controlled by a
central computer.
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