Today's Topics:
"Bob" and thrift
Fish, barcodes, &c.
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Date: Thu, 15 Apr 93 15:22:40 EDT
From: "Joshua D. Glasser" <glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
Message-Id: <9304151922.AA08102@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
To: Z_MADSENKA@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
In-Reply-To: <930415105138.29a057a6@CCSVAX.SFASU.EDU>
Subject: "Bob" and thrift
Reply-To: glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu
"Bob" has no known fixed address. This is for tax reasons. However, "Bob" lives
whenever and wherever he wants, and he visits all clenches at least once,
sometimes often, sometimes several times at once, sometimes several clenches at
a time. "Bob" always "leaves too soon". "Bob" always "wears out his welcome".
Your brain is "Bob"'s brain. Very correct.
Your dollars go directly to me.
Miasma is pStench- and more- miasma is stench.
"Every OberMan and OverWoman a church". You carry your clench with you. To put
it very crudely, a clench is a subgeniis church.
"Bob" could have any pipe he choose to, but not all pipes are "Bob"s. Only the
ONE TRUE PIPE is the ONE TRUE PIPE, at any given time. "Bob"'s pipes are WHITE
AROUND THE HOLE.
The great salty fermented BEAN is ONE, but there are infinitely many of it. At
least, more than anyone would care to count. the BEAN has been et countless
times. I personally have consumed the BEAN, and the BEAN, me. The BEAN cares
not how often it is eaten. There is always the BEAN.
Do not beat a dead horse unless it is in your SLACK to do so. If it is in your
SLACK to do so, dont stop beating that dead horse until it is not in your SLACK
to do so. As for me, I've done it. I recomend it. ALWAYS SHOUT BACK IF YOU
DISAGREE, unless its not in your SLACK to do so. Buy wheatgerm and spraypaint.
DER BLeNDER- chop wring spittle wretch.
SLACK. The true joys of slack. sLack. slAck. slaCk. slacK. SLACK!
What is slack? What is a slack awareness?
Oh, to fill you with an apreciation of the ways of slack!
Better I dont. its way out:
consider two lasers- green lasers- mounted with the most absolute precision
such that from here to the end of the universe the beams are exactly parallel,
ignoring the influences of the existence of matter, etc. cross the beams, then
uncross them. the process takes you a moment. the point of intercection goes
from HERE to beyond infinity durring that moment, moving much much faster then
the speed of light. the tortise reaches the wall. How far away was it that the
beams finally uncrossed? SLACK was here, and it got there first. its about how
far off from conveying a true slack awareness i am. A slack awareness must
either be awakened, or it can be brought in Dobbstown.
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Message-Id: <9304151635.AA11614@enet-gw.pa.dec.com>
Date: Thu, 15 Apr 93 09:35:07 PDT
From: What else did we do together? 15-Apr-1993 1230 <callas@eris.enet.dec.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: phy6jem@sun.leeds.ac.uk
Subject: Fish, barcodes, &c.
From: phy6jem@sun.leeds.ac.uk
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 93 09:29:48 BST
Subject: Fishy, dated but relevent
After previous information in SubG digest regarding the fact that bar
codes are in fact the sign of the BEAST as mentioned in the book of
REVELATIONS, I'm a bit worried about this "clever way to bar code fish".
Wake up, dude. The book of Revelations is a major-league Conspiracy tract.
Also, the bit about barcodes including a 666 is a Discordian prank that has run
its course. Barcodes do not contain a 666, some clever folk just said they did,
and the pinkies fell for it -- so well I might add that I can safely tell you
the truth in a forum like this without fear of the joke being spoiled.
Fortunately, the pinks *want* to believe in this stuff, so even the best
efforts of joke-spoilers like Jan Brunvand haven't touched this.
Go get more slack. Learn what's Conspiracy crap and what's anti-Conspiracy
crap.
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