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Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1993 02:32:54 -0400
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199304170632.AA25590@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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Oh my droogs and brothers, BAR CODES ON EMBRYOS!!! That 's why they 're
trying to keep expectant mothers from drinking and doing drugs and frop
'n' stuff---all those things interfere with their Orbital Mime Control ELF
Arrays that will turn the growth layers within the very bones of the
rising generation into the MARK ofthe BEAST "IT"SELF. AAAAEEEIIIIII!!!!
You 'd better start penting now, sinner, because you 're going to have to
repent real soon now.
---Rev. Vapor Werewolf
``Night of the Living Pinks''
(1967) Rotrat Productions
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Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1993 02:36:45 -0400
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199304170636.AA25759@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Actually, the business about "666" was designed to make us paranoid ABOUT
THE WRONG THINGS when we adopted Hindu-Arabic numerals and bar codes.
The Conspiracy plans ahead.
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