From: gt0265d@prism.gatech.edu
Message-Id: <9304200328.AA28210@prism>
Subject: Shristains For Slack & the W(h)acko Jesus
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 93 23:28:50 EDT
In the last SubGenius digest, Mr. Porter asked:
> The Whacko Jesus
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> From: Ryan Porter <rap@cypress.cis.ufl.edu>
> To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
> Subject: The Whacko Jesus
> Date: Sun, 18 Apr 93 21:05:32 EDT
>
> I would like to take this opportunity to declare the Wacko Jesus my
> shordupersav for the month of September. Can I join the Christians
> for BoB now?
>
> Thank you for your support.
>
>
> -=-Ryan-=-
Sure. Our only condition is that you have to decide which spelling is right-
too many Whacko Jesuses running around just leads to confusion, and we saw what
that fake Church up in Canada is trying to do...
Of course, you could call him either one if you want- but if Mr. Whacko J.
meets Mr. Wacko J. at a devival or somewhere, be sure to let me know the
outcome.
--- The First Intergalactic Inquisition of the Christians For Slack and Other
Unconventional Beliefs
Mike "Send me money- or Kill Me!!" Whaley, One and Only True Pontiff of Same
gt0265d@prism.gatech.edu
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From: Ryan Porter <rap@shark.cis.ufl.edu>
Message-Id: <9304210108.AA10132@shark.cis.ufl.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: That Wacko Jesus
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 93 21:08:34 EDT
Well, I picked a good time to declare
that Wacko Jesus my shordupersav, didnt
I??
It's ok, I feel confident that he will
RETURN from the DEAD in THREE days
to rid this planet of SIN and
[insert Brother Jed standard gesture]
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNI-CATION!!
Do you think that the NSA dudes are
smart enough to just completely
ignore this digest, or do you think
they actually have a little file on
all of us?
The Wacko Jesus will return in three
days, MARK MY WORDS!!
He won't have cookies either, I know,
coz Brother Jed tells that 'there
will be no cookies in heaven!!'
-=0 Ryan 0=-
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