Today's Topics:
Messiah Flambe
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Message-Id: <kfpod_W00Vp5I5zC9S@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1993 21:45:46 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Jonathan R. Ferro" <jf41+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Bulletin Board Administration <bb+graffiti.quotes@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Messiah Flambe
Cc: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <9304202131.AA06917@thelonious>
In-Reply-To: <9304202131.AA06917@thelonious>
dryfoo@athena.mit.edu writes:
> As long as Koresh is absolutely, completely dead, I really don't give a
> damn, either. He was an evil Yeti, a mutant subG who was seduced by the
> dark side of the Farce, adept at sucking the Slack of others rather than
> simply tapping the Luck Plane and getting his own Infinite Supply.
Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu> writes:
> Obtain one Lamb o' God. Garnish with approximately 90 vegetables, and seal
> up tightly with Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. Allow them to stew in
> their own juice for 51 days, then sear quickly using a wood fire.
>
> Serves 1 media circus.
-- Jon Ferro Einsprachigkeit ist heilbar
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Reply-To: min@kodak.com
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 93 10:23:18 EDT
From: "Mark Niedzielski v1.4" <min@kodak.com>
Message-Id: <9304221423.AA07302@ultra.Kodak.COM>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
>From the Personels section of the Democrat & Chronicle, Rochester NY. I believe
this would have been 1988.
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APOCALYPSE HEADQUARTERS:
Brian Harr can give proof that he is the Messiah (or man like Adam of
Genesis; also same as Noah, Moses, King David, Daniel, Job, Jonah, or
Rider on the White Horse; also like Ulysses, Zeus, Rama, Ra...). Harr's
unvieling will cause a new heaven and a new earth effect by politically
affecting the hearts and minds of the masses. The U.S. Government has
learned of him and has secretly setup the next apocalypse because of him.
They are suppressing his identity for now so that when this news comes
out to the masses it will be a big suprise (Judgement Day). They claim
to have found three other men who have volunteered to be human sacrifices,
in accordance with Scripture, to be performed legally by order of the U.S.
Government (may require Constitutional amendment) on what will be known-of
as Judgement Day. The Messiah and the 3 sacrifices are the 4 Men of the
Apocalypse. The Government said this will happen as soon as Harr can
expose this covert conspiracy. Help spread the Word by learning about
this and telling others so that salvation can be expedited. Call 716-546-2053
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A special report from the: Church of the Gaping Pothole
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