Today's Topics:
Bar Code Satanists
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Date: Tue, 18 May 1993 02:42:26 -0400 (EDT)
From: RYAN Alan Porter <ryan@rtfm.mlb.fl.us>
Subject: Bar Code Satanists
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: strick@osc.versant.com, gt7950b@hydra.gatech.edu
Message-Id: <Pine.3.03.9305180226.A12934-b100000@rtfm>
Hey Strick,
Regarding your discussions regarding satanistic marks of the beast and
barcoding small insects, have I mentioned that the reason the Sage Systems
is sending me to Sourth Africa is so that I can install $75,000 worth of
barcode equipment for the evil pink South African government?
I am not sure what the South African government wants to do with $75,000
dollars worth of barcode equipment, all I do is install it, but I seem to
remember hearing something about tatoos...
We are doing an installation in Nicaragua this summer too, but that is
while I will be in Belgium. The Nicaraguans are apparantly interested in
the same kind of system as the South Africans.
Aside: keep the News of the Wyrd coming, without a periodic influx I
start to get a little pink at the wigtips, wouldn't want that to happen,
now would we? Seriously, it is without question the most valuable part of
the digest.
Second Aside: just finished watching the ITA news from Moscow. Seems
that Novosti has taken to referring to Operation Rescue in America as
'Christian Terrorists' and using very loaded and condescending terms for
their issues. With regard to their opposition to Jack Kevorkian, they
made note that, although the majority of normal Americans and people
elsewhere supported Kevorkian, according to some in American branches of
the Christian religion, suicide is a sin. This came right after a truly
spectacular story on the Wacko Jesus.
Guess I was wrong about him rising from the dead. Oh well, I guess you'll
have to be my shordupersav for a while, Strick...
Broadcasting from nowhere,
-Ryan Allanne Porter
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