-- The Immoderator
Subgenius Digest Mon, 24 May 93 Volume 4 : Issue 99
Today's Topics:
I love this job.
Need a job?
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Date: Sun, 23 May 1993 22:19:41 -0400 (EDT)
From: RYAN Alan Porter <ryan@rtfm.mlb.fl.us>
Subject:
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-Id: <Pine.3.03.9305232239.A11688-b100000@rtfm>
On Sat, 22 May 1993, Automatic Subgenius Digestifier wrote:
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> Date: Tue, 21 May 91 13:59:52 GMT
> From: CDZ027@prime.napier.ac.uk
> Subject: more from Scotland
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> and another thing... am I wrong or are the majority of Subg Digest
> Hardly a Digest goes by without some
> illiterate IT tirade... If this stuff were communicated by telephone
> I wouldn't expect everyone else to be telephone engineers, now would
> Shape up and tak about things that matter. frftvegubc7dhiywnujomz.
What the hell? How did this guy get on the list anyway?
...and as if he hadn't bothered the Yeti enough, from the same guy:
> Date: Tue, 21 May 91 13:55:00 GMT
> From: CDZ027@prime.napier.ac.uk
> Subject: Nixon, Bosnia - reportage
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> So the Subg Digest is now vbecoming a digest fr Associated Press and
> Can't those responsible for these trivial jottings
> I know this stuff
> already - please don't clutter up the place with national news gathering.
> frftvegubc7dhiywnujomz
Please don't clutter up the place with your inane metadrivel.
Sure is pink in Scotland this week, isn't it?
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Date: Sun, 23 May 93 13:28 GMT
From: AJ Janschewitz <0005037030@mcimail.com>
To: Subgenius <Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
To: Kibo <kibo@world.std.com>
Subject: I love this job.
Message-Id: <54930523132845/0005037030ND3EM@mcimail.com>
A few days ago at my slackful part-time job as a radio talk show host, I
received the following, which may be of interest ...
-THINK AND GROW BREASTS-
Creative visualization stimulates breast growth. In the 1980's, medical
researchers developed visualization techniques to re-start women's
development. Hypnotherapist Rick Brown's enlargement program uses the same
visualization which the doctors originally used, plus more advanced
techniques.
The average increase is 2 inches and 1 cup size.
Rick will give your audience first hand information about the THINK AND GROW
BREASTS phenomenon; how it was discovered and why it stimulates breast
growth. He is a versatile guest who expertly answers host's and caller's
questions.
If Natural Breast Enlargement is a good topic for your show, call Rick:
(818) 963-3108.
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One wonders about the "advanced techniques" ...
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Message-Id: <9305231652.AA17968@enet-gw.pa.dec.com>
Date: Sun, 23 May 93 09:52:32 PDT
From: "Alan H. Martin 23-May-1993 1255" <amartin@tle.enet.dec.com>
To: bob@tle.enet.dec.com
Cc: amartin@tle.enet.dec.com
Subject: Need a job?
If any Subs out there need a menial job, try the Shaw's supermarket in Hudson,
MA. They announced over the loudspeakers last night that the personnel
manager, Pearl Slack, was accepting applications for day and evening positions.
You can recognize her from her photo on the "Meet the Managers" board by
the front door.
/AHM
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