Today's Topics:
Don't sweat the squalls
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From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Message-Id: <9306041628.AA24328@thelonious>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: Don't sweat the squalls
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 93 12:28:39 EDT
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From: <steffan@world.std.com> The Very Rev. Dr. Christendom van Weeks
Subject: Green Nukes
I haven't been getting SubG for quite a while now (gotta check out why)
but I thought Dr. Foo might pass along a tidbit of news I heard on the
radio the other day. Seems the Air Force, under a mandate from the EPA,
is replacing the coolant used in the engines of ICBM's. You see, they
aren't allowed to use chlorofluorocarbons anymore because they destroy
the ozone layer.
Kinda reminds me of an old George Carlin bit: "This is Al Sleet, your
hippy-dippy weatherman. Our Eagle-Eye Weather Radar shows a line of
squalls coming in over the Canadian border. Our Eagle-Eye Weather Radar
also shows a line of Russian ICBM's coming in over the Canadian border,
so if I were you, I wouldn't sweat the squalls...."
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