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Reason #13
Viral Warfare Testing by the U.S. Gov.
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Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1993 02:11:00 -0400 (EDT)
From: RYAN Alan Porter <ryan@rtfm.mlb.fl.us>
Subject:
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-Id: <Pine.3.03.9306100259.D12955-b100000@rtfm>
>Date: Wed, 9 Jun 93 09:57:54 EDT
>From: El.Borbah@um.cc.umich.edu
>To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
>Message-ID: <23585856@um.cc.umich.edu>
>Subject: Bob and The Dead
>
>some hippy chick was peddling crystals at the show last night in Auburn
>Hills, home of The Palace, home to the Detroit Pistons. so this asocial
>form goes walking by with her black velveted board adorned with large chunks
>of quartz on one half and wads of string and cord on the other along with
>price tags. ok, i thought, the age of aquarius is upon us all, have yer
>faith, get me a beer, and let's get slack. well, when she shuffles by, in
>the corner on the back of the board she is holding spies me a sticker of
>hissoner, Dr BOB. i go to the fountain of knowledge on this one - what do
>the grateful dead and their throng know/care/support about The Man?
Are you kidding? Much as deadheads may be shunned for aestetic
infractions by the countless braindead techno cyberpunk droids, they have
undoubtedly discovered the way of the golden slack.
I mean, how else can you explain a whole throng of people who shun popular
culture and go their own way, following a shordupersav of sorts for thirty
years with no regard whatsoever for the world outside of this harmonius,
love-all, fuck-all kind of musical fairyland?
Perhaps the Garciameister himself is a kind of Slackful Moses, inspiring
thousands of people all over the world to abandon all hope in
civilization, sever all ties with reality and drifting off into a
subgenial bliss, with no regard for people who see them as freakish hippies.
Then again, I could be wrong and they could all be minions of Ronald Reagan.
Maybe I should just be shot point blank in the stamper...
-=Ryan=-
the Bit Wallah
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From: phy6sph@sun.leeds.ac.uk
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 93 16:20:58 BST
Message-Id: <13377.9306111520@sun016.leeds.ac.uk.sun.leeds.ac.uk>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Do any subG out there know what the large button on Macintosh
SE computers are for? I mean the long one with the arrow on
it. This may sound trivial but without this knowledge I find
it difficult to maintain my slack level.
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From: Christopher Maeda <cmaeda@ernst.mach.cs.cmu.edu>
Date: Thu, 10 Jun 93 09:59:02 EDT
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Reason #13
Reply-to: cmaeda@cs.cmu.edu
Message-ID: <9306101115.aa00506@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Reason #13
Even communism will give capitalism a peace overture that the
capitalists cannot refuse, as Lenin (the communism god) instructed.
Lenin further instructed that when "They (the capitalists) are lulled
asleep we will smash them with an iron fist." This cry for peace and
safety will be unmistakable and it will be worldwide {\bf just before}
World War III starts on 4 October 1988 (during the 23 days after the
Rapture occurs).
Another interesting point is that if you count the first and last days
in a 280-day gestation count of the human fetus, then in the 280-day
count from Rosh-Hash-Ana 12 September 1988 (the church's Rapture as
day 280), then day number one is 8 December 1987, the day President
Reagan and the Russian leader Gorbachev signed the Intermediate-Range-
Nuclear-Missile Facilities Treaty in Washington D.C. (the INF Treaty).
Thus, from 8 December 1987, you can count down the last 280 days to
the Jewish data of Rosh-Hash-Ana 12 September 1988, the date of our
church's Rapture (don't forget that 1988 is a leap year).
Also notice that from Israel's 40th birthday on 14 May 1988, it is
exactly 120 days to the start of Rosh-Hash-Ana at subset 11 September
1988.
On 1 July 1988, the New Age Movement had a rally for peace in every
capital of the world. The Bible says that when all the world cries
for peace and safety, then shall destruction come upon them suddenly
and none shall escape.
This is the first time in history that all capitals of the world have
cried out in unison for peace.
-from _88 REASONS why the Rapture is in 1988_
by Edgar C. Whisenant
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Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1993 13:00:19 -0400 (EDT)
From: Chris Koenigsberg <ckk+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Viral Warfare Testing by the U.S. Gov.
In-Reply-To: <9306100225.AA06822@am.ucsc.edu>
In-Reply-To: <9306100225.AA06822@am.ucsc.edu>
yes, the CIA engineered the AIDS virus to kill black and homosexual
people, but they miscalculated and it's both spreading to other
populations, and not killing off all its intended victims. Now they're
trying again, starting with Indians. By the way, this new disease is
called URDS, no joke (Unknown Respiratory Disease Syndrome)!
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