Today's Topics:
What Bob Wants
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Date: Wed, 16 Jun 93 08:37:47 CDT
From: Rex Black <rex@iquery.iqsc.com>
Message-Id: <9306161337.AA02232@qasun.iqsc.COM>
To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net
Subject:
> (Hey, let's ship Jeremy Rifkin off to Japan, permanently!)
I gotta better idea: Let's pray for Bob to cause Uncle Jeremy to achieve
his desire to live "low on the food chain." So, when he's reincarnated
as an amoeba, he can eat algae and other single-cell organisms. Viola!
Instant nirvana for Jerry and the beef-eaters everywhere he would oppress.
> Right now, even a physician cannot prescribe tryptophan in the United
> States. Idiotic.
Anyone tried the Republic of Mexico?
Rex "Working on a book called 'Beyond Self-Righteous Vegetarian Weanies'"
P.S. Hey, Yazz, how's LCC treatin' you?
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From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Message-Id: <9306161411.AA10729@thelonious>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: What Bob Wants
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 93 10:11:17 EDT
Dear Mr. Dobbs,
I enjoy receiving your Digest immensely and find it fully in accord with
strict Christian Doctrine as I understand it.
However, in the hypothetical, counter-factual case of my not wishing to
receive your Digest anymore, am I right in believing that I could simply
send a message to:
subgenius-REQUEST@mc.lcs.mit.edu
and all my worldly desires would be dealt with appropriately?
That's not so frigging difficult -- I think I could remember that.
Thank you,
-- Mahatma Fungi
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