Subgenius Digest V4 #120

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Sat, 19 Jun 93 00:03:43 EDT

Subgenius Digest Sat, 19 Jun 93 Volume 4 : Issue 120

Today's Topics:
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Bishops argue
"Bob" and thrift
News of the Clueless
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To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Message-ID: <930618.134849.8I2.rusnews.w165w@mantis.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 1993 13:48:49 +0100
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Charlie Stross <charless@sco.com> writes:
>Rex Black <rex@iquery.iqsc.com> wibbled:
>>as an amoeba, he can eat algae and other single-cell organisms. Viola!
> ^^^^^
>
> Music to my ears.
>
> Hail Eris, praise BoB, and pass the chamber orchestra.

If I could pass a chamber orchestra, I'd get a job in a travelling circus.

mathew

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Date: Fri, 18 Jun 93 09:59:42 CDT
From: Rex Black <rex@iquery.iqsc.com>
Message-Id: <9306181459.AA18423@qasun.iqsc.COM>
To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net
Subject:

El Senor Christopher Penrose dice:
> Rex Black vomits:
> > Rex "Working on a book called 'Beyond Self-Righteous
> > Vegetarian Weanies'"
> The instrument of Rex Black's untimely accident: Mike Douglas...

Actually, I think one of those rabbitoid Baldwin brothers was also
involved. I remember hearing something like: "Next time, Jack, force
the stinkin' carnivore to write a memo." Of course, the curing process
may have affected my memory.

> ....reveals that Mr. Black's body from the neck down is a continous
> chunk of cured ham, roughly the shape of his prior body...

Whew! Thank god! At first I thought I'd been turned into Spam, or
canned cat food. Though I suppose, after the digestive process, I'll
end up in much the same way.

Rex

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Date: Fri, 18 Jun 1993 09:53:05 PDT
From: mycal's fc email account <mike@netacsys.com>
Message-Id: <2c21f2f4.acsys@NetAcsys.com>
Organization: FutureIsNow
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:

> The idiots at the FDA want to ban all amino acids; that's the only
> reason they haven't removed their ban on tryptophan.
>
> Right now, even a physician cannot prescribe tryptophan in the United
> States. Idiotic.

I think that the FDA likes the ban on L-Tryptophan, since you can make
lots of yummy drugs from it. L-Phenalamine is also hard to come by.

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Message-Id: <Yg8R2i200Vox01rVBz@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 1993 10:26:54 -0400 (EDT)
From: Peter Glen Berger <peterb+@cmu.edu>
To: Bulletin Board Administration <bb+graffiti.quotes@andrew.cmu.edu>,
Bulletin Board Administration <bb+assocs.abortion-discussion@andrew.cmu.edu>
Cc: Chris Koenigsberg <ckk+@andrew.cmu.edu>, Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu,
Michael Loomis <ml3e+@andrew.cmu.edu>,
Erik Altmann <ea0m+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Bishops argue

Me (reading today's NY Times headline): "Bishops Struggle Over Sex
Abuse By Parish Priests"

Annette: "Yeah, right...Me first! No, no, it's MY turn for the little
one!"

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Date: Fri, 18 Jun 93 00:22:00 EDT
From: "Joshua D. Glasser" <glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
Message-Id: <9306180422.AA21380@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
To: Z_MADSENKA@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
In-Reply-To: <930609130313.21a096a7@CCSVAX.SFASU.EDU>
Subject: "Bob" and thrift
Reply-To: glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu

Connie and I no longer live together, and I am no longer responsible for
Connie's debts. And even if I am, I will not pay them.

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Date: Fri, 18 Jun 93 01:44:08 EDT
From: "Mitchell L. Silverman" <mitch@vesheu.sar.usf.edu>
Message-Id: <9306180544.AA03002@vesheu.sar.usf.edu>
To: cshepherd@igc.apc.org, subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: News of the Clueless