Today's Topics:
Green death
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To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Green death
Date: Mon, 28 Jun 93 18:46:45 -0400
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
Because of a new government ban on chlorofluorocarbons, the US Air
Force is to refit all its nuclear missiles with new cooling systems
which don't use CFCs. This is to protect the environment while they
wait to deliver terminal global warming. The Environmental Protection
Agency concedes that it may be 'ironic' to make nuclear missiles more
eco-friendly, but regulations are regulations.
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