Today's Topics:
Get off yer butts and CALL!
SDPS Recommendation
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Date: Thu, 1 Jul 93 08:16:10 -0700
From: bill coderre <bc@apple.com>
Message-Id: <9307011516.AA25371@apple.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Get off yer butts and CALL!
Doctor Gene Scott is my ShorDurPerSav of the Week.
Watch him all the time.
I sent a buck to NAMBLA, got their info packet.
Everyone should do this. The fright value is worth it.
But what I want to know is:
Why doesn't the happy wonderful Church'o'Bob produce yummy delicious
PIPE shaped dinguses for the back of my car. You know, like those FISH
or DOVE ones, only BOB's FAMOUS PIPE!?!
What's WRONG with you people! Get ON IT!
Or in the words of Dr Gene: "I stand here preaching till my lungs fall out,
it's up to you people to get on the goddam horn and save yourselves."
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From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Message-Id: <9307011553.AA21950@thelonious>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: SDPS Recommendation
Date: Thu, 01 Jul 93 11:53:55 EDT
(if you only like dead ones....)
Our ShorDurPerSav Spotter Service Recommendation
For the week of: <July 4, 1993>
GRAPEVINE, Texas (UPI) -- George Emmett ``Spanky'' McFarland, who
entertained millions as the fat kid in 95 Little Rascals comedies,
died Wednesday at Baylor Medical Center at Grapevine, Texas. He
was 64.
Hospital Spokesman Steve Tatum said McFarland was pronounced
dead at 2:03 p.m. CDT. The cause of death was not known, but Tatum
said McFarland arrived at 1:19 p.m. ``in full cardiac arrest.''
[...]
[This SdpsSS Recommendation is a cultural notice of availability, makes
no warranties of the suitability or safety of adopting this or any other
ShorDurPerSav. Reality alteration, life-style emulations, extreme
reliance, and other symptoms of devotion, are the exclusive
responsibility of the customer. Some states may not allow these
exclusions: tough shit.]
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