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Shordupersav suggestions
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From: "Richard L. Rosen" <rlr@panix.com>
Message-Id: <199307020722.AA05801@Panix.Com>
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1993 03:22:23 -0400 (EDT)
In the immortal words of bill coderre <bc@apple.com>...
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> Doctor Gene Scott is my ShorDurPerSav of the Week.
> Watch him all the time.
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> Or in the words of Dr Gene: "I stand here preaching till my lungs fall out,
> it's up to you people to get on the goddam horn and save yourselves."
Hint: Dr. Gene Scott is actually the late Dr. Graham Chapman formerly of Monty
Python's Flying Circus, wearing a disguise. Since Dr. Gene was doing his thing
before Chapman flew into that great circus in the sky, I would guess that Dr.
Gene continues to exist in much the same way that Andy Kaufman's alter ego Tony
Ferrari (or whatever his name was) continued to exist after Kaufman died.
Or not. Or kill me.
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Date: Fri, 2 Jul 93 09:25:14 CDT From: Rex Black <rex@iquery.iqsc.com> Message-Id: <9307021425.AA00873@qasun.iqsc.COM> To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net Subject:
> (if you only like dead ones....) > Our ShorDurPerSav Spotter Service Recommendation > For the week of: <July 4, 1993> > GRAPEVINE, Texas (UPI) -- George Emmett ``Spanky'' McFarland...
Weak tit compared to Alfalfa, who was shot dead by a next-door neighbor some ten or twenty years ago in an argument over a garden hose. To mung up a line from The Exorcist: "Let the cow-lick f*** you!"
"Processed Ham" Rex
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Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1993 02:03:10 -0400 (EDT) From: RYAN Alan Porter <ryan@rtfm.mlb.fl.us> Subject: Shordupersav suggestions To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Message-Id: <Pine.3.03.9307020208.A20263-a100000@rtfm>
Well, it seems to be trendy in the past few days to point out a shordupersav, so here's my two mils:
I had the Whacko Jesus on my shor list, but he never did come back and preach again, so I had to drop that one...
The only guy I can really say I really dig now is Rush Limbaugh.
I know what you're all gonna say, and all I have to say in reply is,"yeah, get a life, the truly slackful can admire anybody they damned well please..."
Favourite Rush Limbaugh observation:
"...well, all of the reds are turning green now. ...then again, the greens have always been red..."
hehe...
gotta go rub elbows with communists in Lichtenstein...
-=Ryan=-
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