Today's Topics:
Computational fiction-writing
more on that penis thang
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From: christopher williams <cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu>
Message-Id: <9307081850.AA29611@sol.acs.unt.edu>
Subject: Computational fiction-writing
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Thu, 8 Jul 1993 13:50:03 -0500 (CDT)
In article <9307070507.AA02432@vesheu.sar.usf.edu> "Mitchell L. Silverman" <mitch@vesheu.sar.usf.edu> wrote:
>Okay, all you Slackers in the Institute for Computational
>Theology... the gauntlet has been thrown. Whaddaya gonna do
>about it? If this guy can do it for Susann, can't *we* do
>it for YHVH-1?
>Rev. Dkr. Mitch, KSC, usw.
bobspew^2 + M-x dissociated-press == Random Bobspew Rant
favorite line: The Truth wielded by the Con cannot possibly ever be
diagnosed by "DoctorS."
note: i never said it was GOOD, i just DID IT FOR YHVH-1!!!!
(maybe i should've neobiff'd it...)
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the concept of the Aesibly ever be grossly to be part of Bob.
-cgw-
ps: i also did bobspew + kibologize + M-x dissociated-press,
but i'm not sure the world is ready for that.
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Date: Thu, 8 Jul 93 10:31:50 MDT
From: iverson@nmsu.edu
Message-Id: <9307081631.AA07218@NMSU.Edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: more on that penis thang
Virginia Woman Removes Man's Penis
Washington Post June 24, 1993
A 26-year-old Prince William County man whose wife cut off his penis
with a kitchen knife while he slept yesterday morning was reported in
satisfactory condition last night after 9 1/2 hours of surgery to
reattach the organ, officials said.
Authorities learned of the incident when the man showed up at the
Prince William Hospital about 5 a.m.. Police officers were dispatched
to his nearby apartment to search for the missing penis, but couldn't
find it. About the same time, the man's wife called the authorities
from a pay to say she had been raped, had fled the apartment "in a
panic," unknowingly taking the penis with her, and had thrown the
penis out the window of her car at Old Centreville Road and Maplewood
Drive, near the Manassas Park city line.
The penis was recovered at the intersection, packed in ice and
transported by fire and rescue personnel to the hospital, where the
surgical reattachment procedure began shortly after 6 a.m., said James
T. Sehn, a urologist who was called to the hospital and was one of the
two doctors who participated in the delicate operation.
Commonwealth's Attorney Paul B. Ebert said last night that the couple,
who were not identified, "had been experiencing considerable domestic
difficulty."
"Her bags were packed," Ebert said of the 24-year-old wife.
The woman told police that her husband had raped her shortly before
she cut off two-thirds of his penis. "After he went to sleep, she got
a kitchen knife," Ebert said.
A police spokesman said the woman was released after being treated as
a rape victim at the same hospital where husband was undergoing
surgery.
Police charged the woman last night with aggravated malicious
wounding, a felony that carries a maximum penalty of 40 years in jail.
Ebert said that police had been unable to interview the man, and that
no charges had been brought in connection with the woman's rape
allegation.
Former neighbors of the couple said the woman had often complained of
being beaten by her husband.
"He was just a kid, and she was caught in a terrible, terrible
situation," said a man who asked not to be identified. "She obviously
needed help," said another neighbor.
Penile reattachments, although not medically difficult, are rare.
"It's safe to say that fewer than 100 have ever been done," said
Charles B. Cuono, a professor of surgery at Yale School Of Medicine,
who would recall only three such surgeries there in 12 years.
The first penile reattachment was performed in Japan in the mid-1970s.
"In those days, we defined success as survival of the part," Cuono
said. "You put the penis back on and if it didn't turn black, it was a
success."
Doctors now examine urinary function, erectile ability and fertility
in determining success.
Reattaching a penis is technically easier than operating on a severed
fingertip, said Michael F. Angel, director of microsurgery at the
John's Hopkins School of Medicine. "The real challenge is to get it to
function."
In that regard, the "mechanism of amputation," in Cuono's words, is an
important factor. "In cases where it's a gullotine-type cut, the
success rate approaches 85 to 90 percent."
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To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: thanks for the U S Government Subscription catalogs and brochures
From: menya zavoot cmpuk <strick@versant.com>
Date: Thu, 08 Jul 93 13:50:19 -0700
Someone ordered me an U S Government Subscription catalog and
one of each Subject Bibliography brochure (except for subject
bibliographies number 23 and 69, of which they ordered ten of each.)
This amounts to an 8" stack of material.
anyway, given the choice of which brochures multiple copies were ordered,
I have a feeling that the requesting agent reads this list.
And I wanna say THANKS! WAY COOL SHIT!
menya zavoot cmpuk
strick@versant.com
Here's a sampling:
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Deals with situations that are of special interest
to patrol inspectors. Includes a comprehensive
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with particular attention to those used along the
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ATF Arson Investigative Guide.
A practical guide for arson investigators to use
during the investigative stages that follow the
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1988: 158 p., 7 dividers. 0-16-004721-8
T 70.8:Ar 7/988
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Contains information on numbers of various kinds
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