Today's Topics:
did you hear the one about the Toronto lawyer?
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From: Heather_Eisthen@som-lrc.ucsd.edu
Message-Id: <CC490177@CCMail.UCSD.Edu>
Date: 18 Jul 93 02:35:00 -0800
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: did you hear the one about the Toronto lawyer?
Q: What was the last thing to go through the Toronto lawyer's mind before he hit
the ground?
A: His knees.
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Q: Why didn't the Toronto lawyer like to drink in skyscrapers?
A: He preferred to get smashed on the ground.
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Or kill me.
Heather "make mine the pfunk" Eisthen
HEISTHEN@UCSD.EDU
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