Today's Topics:
it's raining lawyers.....
Scientologists versus Mormons
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Date: Thu, 22 Jul 1993 10:54:08 -0400
Message-Id: <199307221454.AA11359@yfn.ysu.edu>
From: John D'Agostini <am500@yfn.ysu.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: it's raining lawyers.....
Reply-To: am500@yfn.ysu.edu
Q: What's the difference between a Toronto lawyer and a sperm ?
A: The sperm has a 1 in 100 million chance of becoming a human.
"Maude is my co-pilot"
One of the many clones of Dr. Funkenstein......
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Message-Id: <9307221647.AA09864@charon>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: rgardner@charon.mit.edu
Subject: Scientologists versus Mormons
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 93 12:46:56 EDT
From: stuff available list available on request--just ask for it! <rgardner@charon.mit.edu>
Hey, if you liked Scientology, then you will love
being a Mormon. It is definitely a better deal
all around--and certainly cheaper. Join the church.
Get married. Have kids. Die. Then you get to
populate your own planet somewhere else in the
universe! Imagine how much you-know-whatting you
will have to do to produce 5 billion people! Fun
for nearly forever. Anyway, your mileage may vary
depending on the laws of physics in your part of
the universe, and objects in mirrors may appear to
be something else in said universe.
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