Today's Topics:
Aliens Exposed by Ice Cores
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Message-Id: <9307252142.AA11369@charon>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu, futurec@uafsysb.uark.edu
Cc: rgardner@charon.mit.edu
Subject: Aliens Exposed by Ice Cores
Date: Sun, 25 Jul 93 17:42:09 EDT
From: stuff available list available on request--just ask for it! <rgardner@charon.mit.edu>
Recent stories in the media have been giving us
a graphical picture of how the Earth's temperature
has varied over the last 250,000 years. Enormous
ups and downs. With temerature reversals coming
about over just a few decades--or less! But then,
during the last 10,000 year period we see a long
stretch where there was very little variation. It
shows almost a flat line for 10,000 years with about
the same temperatures we know today. Now, I don't
want to cause some sort of global panic here, but it
seems to me that this flat line temperature data is
the clearest evidence todate, that aliens visited the
Earth about 10,000 years ago and started terra-forming
this planet as some sort of summer vacation home. I
suggest the skeptics look at the enormous number of
mostly abandoned, but large and luxurious, homes and
boats on the planet! Don't say you weren't warned
when they show up and announce they are taking over
and everyone has to move out by the first of the
month.
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