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Is this slack?
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From: "Abiogenic Creation, aka Andy Mark" <andym@armory.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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Date: Tue, 17 Aug 93 5:24:50 PDT
Message-Id: <9308170524.aa06439@deeptht.armory.com>
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From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Message-Id: <9308171307.AA15152@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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In-Reply-To: Your message of Tue, 17 Aug 93 00:03:59 -0400.
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 93 09:07:43 EDT
} Subgenius Digest Tue, 17 Aug 93 Volume 4 : Issue 158
} From: Michael 'Target' Whaley <gt0265d@prism.gatech.edu>
}...
} When
} I asked why, I was informed that the Satanic "Bible" has something about
} some evil sort of dude who tells a bunch of evil folks to "Do what thou
} wilt", like rape, pillage, murder, etc.
}
} Gee, and I always thought those folks at MAD werejust a harmless bunch
} of idiots...
Yeah, that's a common belief.
Magickian, Pagan Weirdo, and Fun Guy, Aleister Crowley used to say "Do
what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law."
Naturally, he did not intend this sort of morality for use by your usual
daddy horsewhipped me behind the outhouse for my own good Jesus will
condemn me to fiery hot hell forever if I don't absolutely believe
everything in this here book fucking is dirty and wrong and women are
the filthy spawn of Eve whores type of Authoritarian Fundamentalities,
whose first idea of what they'd wilt, (and so therefore, what anybody
else'd wilt) is "rape, pillage, murder, etc." (See the Roman Pope's
recent sermons on the Culture of Death for a good example of this
misguided sort of projection.)
We already have religions for unstable types like that, with lots of
rules to restrain the Cruels. Unfortunately there's more of them Pinks
than us Yetis, so they think that THEIR rules against eating seafood,
dancing on Sunday, licking other people's private parts, buying wine at
7:00am on "the Lord's Day", et cetera, apply to US.
Crowley didn't think so.
Bob Dobbs doesn't think so.
And despite their heavy authority, I probably don't think so either.
Sweet dreams, take two, call someone in the morning, and don't hurt
anybody.
-- dr foo
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From: The Brown Bottle <ross-c@scs.leeds.ac.uk>
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 93 15:50:24 BST
Message-Id: <1883.9308171450@orsun.scs.leeds.ac.uk>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Is this slack?
Hi Subgenii. Just recently I tidied my desk and I found on it a bank cheque
for 59,000 yen that I'd meant to send to my Japanese bank account but had
forgotten about. The local bank said that they would allow me to bank it
back into my account but that they would have to use "today's rate".
I ended up making about 50 pounds on the exchange, minus about 6 in fees.
Now, is this the famed "slack" that everyone's going on about? Is this some
sort of blessing from Bob? I now realise that I should have held the cheque
up to the light to see if the watermark was a cleancut man with the pipe.
Thanks in anticipation,
Ross-c
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