Today's Topics:
The Ohmish?
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From: "Richard L. Rosen" <rlr@panix.com>
Message-Id: <199308241508.AA14671@panix.com>
Subject: The Ohmish?
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 1993 11:08:06 -0400 (EDT)
In the immortal words of Wiley Wiggins <podbox!weevil@cs.utexas.edu>...
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> Are SubGenius factions in the Omish community
> emerging in the 90's?
>POO-PETS:
> a small Omish community has invented what has become a huge tourist
>craze for their area- "POO-PETS". For 15$ a piece, tourists have been buying
>these wonderful country creations, which consist entirely of a DRIED COW CHIP,
>and a couple of PLASTIC EYES! Contrary to what you might think, The pinks are
>making these old folks far richer than any of the omish's less succesful
>furniture ventures were able to.
> Last week several janitors at the CFR related for a news crew, which was
>later bombed, that the pets were worth FAR MORE than 15$, they in fact believed
>that the omish were unwittingly smuggling DRUGS, FAIRY MAGIC,and URANIUM in the
>innocent looking little excretions, while may be a bit hard to believe, the
>janitors advised to watch for a watered down cover up on 60 minutes sometime in
>1994-95. ...
So who are these Ohmish people? Some sort of resistance movement?
-- echo "This is not a pipe." | cat - >/dev/tty Rich Rosen rlr@panix.com------------------------------
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