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Little Rock Godz
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Message-Id: <199311100602.BAA15088@math.mps.ohio-state.edu>
Date: Wed Nov 10 00:10:53 1993
From: The Evolution Control Committee <ecc@gnu.ai.mit.edu>
To: Automato Subgenius Digest-a-fly <Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
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"Chicken Bob what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other messiahs do.
"You sport a pipe and put down the job
But you're not a pink, you're a Chicken Bob."
Automatic Subgenius Digestifier inspired Wendy's Dave Thomas to get his genitals pierced by writing:
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"Chicken Boo what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other chickens do.
"You wear a disguise to look like human guys
But you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo."
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-- ecc@gnu.ai.mit.edu -+- The Evolution Control Commitee."Who are you?" "The secret." "Are you some sort of pervert?" "I am the secret pervert!"
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Date: Wed, 10 Nov 93 10:59:45 EST From: Scott.Draves@hopeless.mess.cs.cmu.edu To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Subject: Message-ID: <9311101100.aa06918@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
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Date: Wed, 10 Nov 93 13:40:49 EST From: Kevin Eric Saunders <saunders@nmc.cit.cornell.edu> Message-Id: <9311101840.AA17513@nmc.cit.cornell.edu> To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Subject: Little Rock Godz
>>> remember, Little Rock is[was] the cultural center of the SubG nation... >> >>Given what's come out of LR recently, I suggest that it's the center >>for subcretinism... > >ahh, but is there a difference? [aieyyayayayayayayayaaa]
Is it an accident that Me(n)tal Mike of the Angry Samoans is a product of our awesome Arkansan culture? We speak of an environment engendering True-Yeti-Tudes even as diamonds are produced by PRESSURE! Accept this: even if the Samoans performed meta-structural reality reassignment without the proper drugs, the proper ritual, indeed without any attitude at all, (not to mention any devotion, bless Bob, let us cast our profits to JHVH-1, "Bob, dip me in shit that I may be fit") and with the wrong brain (Mike's), the Yeti sub-imagery reeks for itself....
The major media organs of the Conspiracy are suppressing the UGLY REALITY of this story by PUBLICIZING IT: "acknowledging" the "quality" of his works! The Rolling Stone History of Rock, Christgau's Record Guide, etc.... WHY!? Is Mike in fact an agent of... the dreaded Bozo cult? Or has Mike, in fact, been "touched" by Bob (probably repeatedly, and as always in all the wrong places!).
"*I* know--but I am not at liberty to divulge the AWFUL TRUTH!" Lights Out! bonze
PS: I saw the Drs. for Bob with Panther Burns at Little Rock's now-defunct ShrimpOyster&BeerHouse (a rather pink establishment) 12/31/85. There was (almost) a mob riot before the "friendly" rent-a-cop shut down the act. Get it? WELCOME TO >ARKANSAS<, ASSHOLE! "I told the Judge! To suck mah dick!" "I told the Judge! To suck mah dick!" "I told the Judge! To suck mah dick!"
PPS: Hypercleats was quite the wimp when the tomatos started flyin'. A stint in the Samoans would have this boy catchin' beer bottles BETWEEN HIS TEETH! (NOT!). This is my professional opinion, love it or die! ... All the same I must confess a certain admiration for Hypercleats' "lyrics."
PPPS: My attitude toward Me(n)tal Mike's brain is completely unaffected by our filial status: everybody has the same attitude towards Mike's brain. Nothing is more sad than a Yetinsyny full of self-hate! Nevertheless, BUY BUY BUY "Back from Samoa," 1 copy each for your immediate family, a copy to your grandmother, buy one for Bill, and another for yourself JUST IN CASE: the X-ists may fail to "overlook" you on the Boarding Line unless you are clutching it in your left hand as you clutch "The Book" in your right, WOULD YOU ENDANGER YOUR ONE CHANCE OF GETTING OFF THIS ROCK BEFORE... IT'S _TOO LATE?_
PPPPS: Dallas? Texas is a myth. Forget you ever heard of it. No secret headquarters there, uh-uh. Sorry, you must be mistaken!
_______________________ Kevin Eric Saunders (a/k/a bonze blayk!), CometMonger Cornell Information Technologies/Network Resources "Once an Angry Samoan, Always an Angry Samoan" Internet: kes1@cornell.edu Phone: 607-255-0525 Mail: B52A Caldwell Hall, Cornell U., Ithaca, NY 14853 Wed Nov 10 13:18:58 EST 1993
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Date: Wed, 10 Nov 93 12:01:55 EST From: "Joshua D. Glasser" <glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu> Message-Id: <9311101701.AA20244@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu> To: C.A.Westwood@east-london.ac.uk Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu In-Reply-To: <3F2F2C934D2@bkmain.uel.ac.uk> Reply-To: glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu
Ha!
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