Today's Topics:
Erm!!!
FWD> Earth Girls Are Easy
It's been awhile...
Who died and made you "Bob"?
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Date: Thu, 11 Nov 1993 09:52:23 -0500
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199311111452.AA16050@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Remember, The Clint was governor of Ur-Kansas (the original po-bucker promised
land) for years and years and years and did not kill Drs "for" Bob EVEN ONCE.
Maybe he was trying to get at them indirectly by raising the toxic waste and
salmonella levels (sure, it would have meant killing the rest of the state,
but 1.) he was done with the women 2.) it would have been an acceptable cost,
given the goal)---BUT THOSE BOYS THRIVE ON THAT STUFF.
"Nuke the site from orbit---it's the only way to be safe from "Drs" for Bob."
--"Aliens" (director's cut, which INCLUDED Harrison Ford narrating)
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Date: Thu, 11 Nov 93 10:46:44 EST
From: "Joshua D. Glasser" <glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
Message-Id: <9311111546.AA26047@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
To: C.A.Westwood@east-london.ac.uk
In-Reply-To: <424C7C56C2C@bkmain.uel.ac.uk>
Subject: Erm!!!
Reply-To: glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu
Ha, to me? Yes, Indeed! I bargined my original slack. For a poke. Yea, I was
temped.
Is east-london.ac.uk anywhere near cs.ucl.ac.uk?
Want to hear a poem about the old salty fermented black bean?
" knock me up, and tell me all, you old salty fermented black bean."
by Dr. Willy MacAdamia
dearest Bean, old and whithered
run in circles at days conclusion
uvula fear not
glottis control your trepidation
spleen your function do not abate
forbidden thoughts race
old salty fermented black bean
revel in your happy dessication
evening
vicious cycle
evening
revel in your happy dessication
you old salty fermented black bean
old salty fermented black bean
nasty
evaporation shriveled you
incredibly your power has grown
now you know all, see all, omnipotent bean
talk to me
help me know true slack
evaporation shriveled you
uvula fear not
knock me up, and tell me all, you old salty fermented black bean.
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Message-Id: <9311111912.AA15172@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: FWD> Earth Girls Are Easy
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 93 14:12:50 EST
There is a lesson for nearly everyone in the following parable. Pick
your own.
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