Today's Topics:
Janor performing in Boston, RIGHT NOW
Problem Child
Where the hell's my GIFs?
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Message-Id: <9311152149.AA06644@mahler.media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Janor performing in Boston, RIGHT NOW
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 93 16:49:40 -0500
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
For those with a taste for the tasteless, for those who are offended
by the unoffensive...
Ladies and gentlemen, the height of depth...
THE FINAL SOLUTION to the entertainment problem
Anti-comedian Janor Hypercleets & Cleave Duncan
Special "musical" guests The Wellers & Dealers
Also starring "God knows who else"
Middle East Cafe, 9:00 PM Tuesday Nov 16. $5 cover.
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Message-Id: <9311152046.AA26236@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Problem Child
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 93 15:46:49 EST
Florida Problem Child Causes a Serious Problem
[AP 11-14 4:34a]
(Land O'Lakes, Florida) -- When three-year-old Mikey Sproul took
his parents' car for a joyride, some people thought it was funny.
Now that he's burned down his parents' house, nobody's laughling.
Last month, the toddler in the Tampa suburb of Land O'Lakes, Florida,
got national attention when he snuck into his parents' bedroom while
they slept, snatched the car keys, and somehow drove the car
three-tenths of a mile. When police found him he summed up the
experience with the words, "I go zoom."
Now police say Mikey has torched his bedroom curtains with a cigarette
lighter and burned down the family home.
Mikey's fine -- his father got him out of the house. The father is
hospitalized in serious condition with burn on his back, arms and hands.
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Message-Id: <9311151937.AA28330regina.marcam.com>
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 1993 14:37:36 EST
Reply-To: trevay@marcam.com
From: "Swami-ji B. Jeebees (\"x\"" <@regina.marcam.com:trevay@marcam.com>
To: Subgenius Slackmailer <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: Where the hell's my GIFs?
Okay, joke's over. I asked you wastrels for some pics of "Bob," anything,
scanned images, any format, and what the hell do I get?
***** MAIL FROM PEE-DOG "BOBBIES" ASKIN' -me- FUR THE SAME! *****
>>>>>Yo! Planet X to Cranial-Rectal Inverts: I DON'T HAVE ANY!
That's why I'm ASKIN' fur some!
Haven't any of you low-life amphibians from Texarcana scanned a Dobbshead in
yer tadpole lifetimes? What the hell kind of invertebrates are you, anyway?
*** BLOOD SLUGS? ***
Send me something, a Dobbshead, a bleeding Palmerhead, pictures of "Bob" Harvey
Oswald buying cheap Italian bolt-action steel from hooded volunteers of the
IRA, any gumdurn thing. Or kill me.
("x") The Venerable Maha Swami-ji B. Jeebees (His mark)
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"Too much is always better than not enough."
-- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
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