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i MUST disagree with you because you are WRONG
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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Cc: rdk@count-chocula.ai.mit.edu
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 93 03:17:42 -0500
From: leeds@fractal.gatech.edu
mail rgardner@charon.mit.edu
I would like word 213. There is a lab here with a videocamera
and a network group who can send anything anywhere I am pretty
sure. They will probably pick some more words too. Is the
movie still on? How many words are still availible? If you
only have two or three left, we could say one as a group, perhaps.
Yours in slack,
kevin leeds
leeds@fractal.gatech.edu
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Date: Sat, 27 Nov 1993 15:14:18 -0500
From: Barry Shein <bzs@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199311272014.AA02371@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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> The valley's religious leaders have even begun to behave like
> their high-tech counterparts. Rabbi Block, for example, has found
> himself using new analogies in conversation with members -- among
> the most effective being that ``God is the ultimate file server.''
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Date: Sat, 27 Nov 93 19:36:34 -0600
From: Reagen Ward <ward@antares.csi.lsu.edu>
Message-Id: <9311280136.AA02350@antares.csi.lsu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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So there I was, standing on my bed with "Bob" standing behind me. He pressed the pistol against my head even harder than before.
"Now, what did I tell you to do?" he asked.
Shaking slightly, I replied, "Move to Dallas."
"WRONG! Move to Denton, THEN move to Dallas! Sheesh."
I'd never had a gun to my head before. Then again, I'd never stood naked on my bed with "Bob" behind me either. Hell, I'd never even been to Burbank.
"Yes sir. I'll move to Denton."
He lessened the pressure against my head slightly.
"And you'll live with a stranger from Colorado. Don't worry, he's originally from Texas. And as for that black cubical thing you call a computer, I'm keeping it."
"B-b-but.." I stammered.
"Look, ya want I should blow yer brains out or not?"
I woke up right about then. Maybe a few minutes before in fact. I hate it when I dream after I've woken up. Maybe I should drink less coffee. Yeah, that's it. That's gotta be it. Damn I wish
""Connie" were here.
Rev. Doktor Eugene V. Horowitz, Rabbi
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Date: Fri, 26 Nov 93 12:40:25 EST
From: "Joshua D. Glasser" <glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
Message-Id: <9311261740.AA02547@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
To: mturyn@world.std.com
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <199311251750.AA10923@world.std.com>
Subject: i MUST disagree with you because you are WRONG
Reply-To: glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu
posting can indeed bring true SLACK
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