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From: christopher williams <cgw@unt.edu>
Message-Id: <199311292052.OAA25929@sol.acs.unt.edu>
Subject: more on barney
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 1993 14:52:16 -0600 (CST)
Reply-To: cgw@unt.edu
>Newsgroups: unt.general
>Path: mercury.unt.edu!ponder.csci.unt.edu!jackson
>From: jackson@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Bruce Jackson)
>Subject: Re: we've misjudged poor Barney
>Message-ID: <1993Nov27.055009.23998@news.unt.edu>
>Sender: usenet@news.unt.edu (UNT USENet Adminstrator)
>Organization: University of North Texas, Denton
>References: <1993Nov26.213258.20023@news.unt.edu>
>Date: Sat, 27 Nov 1993 05:50:09 GMT
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In article <1993Nov26.213258.20023@news.unt.edu>,
Ian Parberry <ian@ponder.csci.unt.edu> wrote:
>From the Dallas Morning News, Friday 11/26/93, p. 6C
>Scott Shepard, Distributed by Cox News Service
[...]
It is all so clear to me now. Barney is a propaganda machine for the
conspiracy of *GODLESS REPTILES*. Every good creationist knows that
dinosaurs could never have existed because the cosmos was created 6000
BC. Barney at the least is a minion for Satan or possibly even the
antichrist himeslf. Even more diabolical, children are exposed to
Barney before they are fully indoctrinated into their religion and
their minds are still open to new ideas. Before Barney can ruin more
lives and undermine the great salvic truths that made this country
great he must be taken into custody. We have to find who is behind
this horendous plot; we need to keep lists of people who create, fund
or watch Barney. Only by imprisioning and monitoring these people can
we protect the fredoms we all enjoy.
-- Bruce Jackson | Univ. of North Texas | jackson@cs.unt.edu UNIX Systems Admin. | P. O. Box 13886 | GAB 550E (817)565-2279 Dept. of Computer Sci.| Denton, Tx. 76203-3886 | FAX: (817)565-2799------------------------------
Message-Id: <9311300008.AA08783@cambridge.apple.com> Date: Mon, 29 Nov 1993 19:09:07 -0500 To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu From: Steve Strassmann <straz@cambridge.apple.com> Subject: sshhhh, don't tell Joshua Glasser
Best News of the Weird Item This Month:
* The Los Angeles Times reported that the Novel Cafe in Santa Monica recently featured Kopi Luwak, the Sumatran coffee reputed to be the most expensive in the world, at $130 per pound. According to the cafe's owners, a certain kangaroo-like Sumatran animal eats only the "ripest, best" coffee cherries, digests them, and excretes them, after which natives pick the beans and wash and process them into Kopi Luwak. [L. A. Times, 10-14-93]
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