Today's Topics:
'Frop Smokeout: Only 5.5 more years until X-Day!
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Date: Tue, 30 Nov 93 16:14:34 -0800
From: "David C. \"Davy Baby\" Brogden" <dcbrogde@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
Message-Id: <9312010014.AA25668@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: 'Frop Smokeout: Only 5.5 more years until X-Day!
Shunning that Conspiracied mutation of 'Frop called marijuana, I recently saw
a very PAINFUL vision that reminded me of how little time this lame mothball
of a planet has before it gets SMASHED up. And it reminded me that we all
need SLACK. Do you have SLACK? Thought not.
Slack is "Bob" and "Bob" is Everything so Slack is Everything. But this isn't
true; we kill "Bob" but we can't kill Slack so Slack can't REALLY be "Bob" but
if you don't know the truth, you're just a Pink, and will NEVER know. Go away.
On average, the typical SubG gets LIED to 2,013,666 times a day. The Con is
responsible for the 2,013,000 lies, "Bob" for the 666 extra. LIES are more
important than truth, nay, Dobbs said "Without LIES there can be no Truth."
It's those 666 LIES that are the MOST important of them all; they are from
the Salesman himself, and must be accepted or denied individually, as
opposed to the Conspiracy Lies, which, of course, are rejected collectively.
Slack is the most powerful drug. Praise "Bob."
More spoutings soon.
Slackfully Yours,
Dave
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