Subgenius Digest V5 #10

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Subgenius Digest Tue, 18 Jan 94 Volume 5 : Issue 10

Today's Topics:

And what -is- "Bob" spelled backwards?
oh my darling...
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Date: Mon, 17 Jan 1994 10:12:11 -0500
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199401171512.AA22281@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:

Mind you, video games are evil human-programming devices; as such they are
PERFECT for our own purposes....

Didn 't Mark Householder[sp?], worse half of the Rev. Candi Strecker, insert
a dobbshead into the character set of what was known at the time as the
Atari Jackintosh (I think it became the ST)?

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Message-Id: <9401171505.AA19485manitoba.marcam.com>
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 1994 10:03:11 EST
Reply-To: trevay@marcam.com
From: "Swami-ji B. Jeebees (\"x\"" <@manitoba.marcam.com:trevay@marcam.com>
To: Subgenius Slackmailer <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: And what -is- "Bob" spelled backwards?

Parents in Grand Saline, Texas, removed a picture of Santa Claus from a
school because the letters in "Santa" can be rearranged to spell "Satan".

Which caused Esquire editors to note that the letters in "Grand Saline,
Texas" can be re-ordered to spell "Grand Anal Sex Site".

("x") The Venerable Maha Swami-ji B. Jeebees (His mark)

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Message-Id: <9401171406.AA05830@spam.prl.dec.com>
To: "Melissa N. Matusevich" <mmatusev@radford.vak12ed.edu>
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: oh my darling...
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 94 15:06:49 +0100
From: weikart@prl.dec.com

> why are you sending me this instead of trying to connect with
> me?
>
> what's going on, my dear?

I'm sorry, Melissa, what with me being married to a foreigner and living in
another country and not having ever sent you anything and us having never
even met, I just thought that it was useless to try and connect...

And now, after a lifetime, I see that I was wrong!

-Chris

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