Today's Topics:
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Take out Reality and examine it closely
We are saved!!!
whining about tentacles...
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Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 10:37:22 -0500
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199401181537.AA28297@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
For that matter, "Grand Saline, Texas" has _plenty_ of anagrams with
Satan/Santa in them, e.g. "Satan's ex-girl dane" and "Satan nerds gel A.I.X.."
---both of which have a unix/eunuchs theme to them....
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Message-Id: <9401181632.AA17920@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@mit.edu>
To: "Melissa N. Matusevich" <mmatusev@radford.vak12ed.edu>
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 94 11:32:30 EST
} Subgenius Digest Sun, 16 Jan 94 Volume 5 : Issue 8
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} From: "Melissa N. Matusevich" <mmatusev@radford.vak12ed.edu>
}
} why are you sending me this instead of trying to connect with
} me?
}
} what's going on, my dear?
}
} m
My Dear Melissa,
So wonderful to hear from you! You haven't heard from us before this
because there are THOUSANDS of us on the SubGenius mailing list, and we
didn't want to frighten you unnecessarily.
But now that YOU'VE written to US, we just wanted to say,
"Hello. J.R. `Bob' Dobbs loves you. Remember to Hang onto your
SLACK and don't forget to change your socks."
-- dr foo
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Message-Id: <9401192226.AA07145@media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Take out Reality and examine it closely
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 94 17:26:27 -0500
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
<fwds removed>
Keep Reality out of reach of children.
Read Instructions carefully before using Reality.
This leaflet explains how to use Reality.
Some questions women have about using Reality.
You can use Reality to protect yourself and your partner.
Reality only works when you use it.
Use a new Reality with each and every sex act.
Don't tear Reality.
How Reality was Tested.
Take out Reality and examine it closely.
Inserting Reality.
Make sure Reality is not twisted after insertion.
Reality may tend to move during sex.
Is Reality noisy during sex?
Store Reality at room temperature.
Some excerpts from the instruction sheet for the female condom,
which is called "Reality".
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Date: Wed, 19 Jan 1994 20:20:06 -0500
From: Hugh Gwyn <hgwyn@magellan.geo.usherb.ca>
Message-Id: <9401200120.AA17920@magellan.geo.usherb.ca>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: We are saved!!!
We have been saved from burning for all of eternaty in the
everlasting fire of hell! The pope has decided in all his
infinite wisdom that masturbation isn't a sin. Took him a
while, but hey, give the guy a big hand (heh).
-fil.
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Date: Wed, 19 Jan 94 10:03:47 CST
From: Rex Black <rex@iquery.iqsc.com>
Message-Id: <9401191603.AA03463@qasun.iqsc.COM>
To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net
Subject: whining about tentacles...
> From: Snakes of Medusa <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
> Subject: The Grand Cypherpunk Conspiracy
Is this for real, in the sense that anything one sees on this newsgroup
has anything to do with reality? Will updates on the games be posted?
'I am not a tentacle' Rex
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