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Space Aliens 4 "Bob", Inc.
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Date: Mon, 31 Jan 94 15:37:30 CST
From: Rex Black <rex@iquery.iqsc.com>
Message-Id: <9401312137.AA07168@qasun.iqsc.COM>
To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net
Subject:
> From: Hugh Gwyn <hgwyn@magellan.geo.usherb.ca>
> Subject: The answer (long post)
> 1. Do you think American families are weakened by over-taxation?
> No...
[Really long left-wing pseudo-religious political opinion deleted...]
> 21. Which two of the following issues concern you most:
> Health care reforms (Damn straight, boyo!
> Health=work=prosperity=end of poverty)
I'm just amazed at how well socialized medicine is working in Canada.
Gee, everyone has a job, there's no poverty, and no one ever misses a
day of work. What a happy pink little land.
> 22. Additional comments:
> When I see dreck like this it makes me feel grand to
> live north of the border in freezing Canada. Boy do I rue the
> day that NAFTA passed. Think go start a revolution like the
> Mexicans did.
Gee, Hugh, you know, when I saw this opinion poll, the first thing I
said to myself was, "I wonder how Hugh Gwyn up in Canada feels about
this thing?"
As for starting a revolution, good luck. Your friendly Canadian
government has succeeded in disarming y'all--basically with your
own consent, ironically enough--and, since you don't have any
seriously civil unrest nearby, I doubt you'll find a ready source
of black-market guns.
Have a really nice day...
Rex
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From: Trey Jones <trey@brs.com>
Message-Id: <9401311825.AA13110@BRS.Com>
Subject: slackmail
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 94 13:25:21 EST
how can i get on the slackmail receiving list?
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Message-Id: <9401311518.AA02924manitoba.marcam.com>
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 1994 10:15:56 EST
Reply-To: trevay@marcam.com
From: "Swami-ji B. Jeebees (\"x\"" <@manitoba.marcam.com:trevay@marcam.com>
To: Subgenius Slackmailer <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: Space Aliens 4 "Bob", Inc.
Recently, _Business Week_ reported that a Cambridge, Mass. economist surveyed
documents published by commerce and economic ministries of most of the nations
of the world, and discovered that the "Great Sucking Sound" predicted by Ross
Perot is not coming from the south -- it's coming from space.
The economist's arithmetic found that there exists a $100 billion difference
between world imports and world exports. In other words, the nations of the
earth are buying $100 billion more than they produce.
We can only conclude that the X-Men are preparing their ships ... and marketing
Mighty Morph dolls and the soon-to-be-a-big-hit _iMMorTal fLATUlanCe (C)(TM)_
video game (100% Sega compatible!) to finance their five-year mission.
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"July 5, 1998"
(to the tune of, "The Green Beret")
Flying saucers from the sky,
Little green men, with one big eye,
Filled with SLACK, these gods of sex,
OverMen, from Planet X!
Silver spikes grow from each head,
Computer MWOWM, with lights glow red.
Smoke and stench shall smite the Pinks,
While "Bob" buys Subs a round of drinks!
'Hennessey Paradis, double, straight up, for me, "Bob"!'
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("x") The Venerable Maha Swami-ji B. Jeebees (His mark)
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I think that the species is just a step in evolution. I'm sure
the chimpanzees thought people were a bad thing.
-- Marvin Minsky
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