Today's Topics:
Itchy Itchy Goo (There's a pile next to you...)
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Date: Mon, 21 Feb 1994 09:07:25 -0500
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199402211407.AA29347@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
>I'm sure that people have asked for this before but...
>Does anyone know of a source of ALL the SubGenius Rants that currently exist?
>Thankyou
>Slack yourself out
>Mike
There are four sources:
The first is Faith.
The second is Pills.
The third is Lies.
The fourth is a Little Girl.
The fifth is Skull Farmers.
The sixth is cutting off all means of communication
with a chainsaw strapped to your head with BIG RED STRAPS.
This has made it clearer to you
Michael.
"Orthodoxy is heresy to the SubGenius, and heresy is required of the
SubGenius, so you can become a Quote Zombie and still be Right With
"Bob". Or you can pay me to shut up"
--Rev. Wet Pain, while standing on the steps
of the Captiol yelling "Enliven Me!"
and demanding that passersby throw
dollar bills at him.
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Date: Mon, 21 Feb 1994 19:47:48 -0600
From: stumattheand@spock.colsf.edu
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Itchy Itchy Goo (There's a pile next to you...)
Message-ID: <9402212043.aa12979@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
>From: Michael D Breen <michael1+@cmu.edu>
>Subject: ...the flammable suds of the new Hydrogen Beer
>To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
>In-Reply-To: <9402101041.AA28873@spam.prl.dec.com>
>In-Reply-To: <9402101041.AA28873@spam.prl.dec.com>
>Message-ID: <761776718.6167.0@unix5.andrew.cmu.edu>
>I'm sure that people have asked for this before but...
>Does anyone know of a source of ALL the SubGenius Rants that currently exist?
>Thankyou
>Slack yourself out
>Mike
actually, no such source exists except for me... yes, me. I am the source of
all rants. I am "Bob"... yup... I killed him and ate him. Slack can be
digested... I used the A-1 sauce, I used the Heinz 57, and *I* killed him.
Not you, not Atwell, not even Dick... me, and just me. so kill me.
(or pay me $20)
Yournotwelcome
Give yourself gout
$aint @ndrew (stumattheand@vax.colsf.edu)
[Hey, kiddies, the NEW BOOK IS IN ITS FINAL STAGES... Stang's breathing
easier, and I saw parts from the new chapter on Prophesy... it's a doozie]
look for the "Bob"apocraphya: Revelation X soon...
(also, send a buck to the father church for a new catalog... neat new stuff
to want and buy... po box 140306 dallas texas 75214)
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