Today's Topics:
RAW obit premature
Yet another of my bodily forms is dead. Thank God.
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Date: Thu, 24 Feb 94 13:40:31 CST
From: Rex Black <rex@iquery.iqsc.com>
Message-Id: <9402241940.AA26509@qasun.iqsc.COM>
To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net
Subject:
> From: Michael D Breen <michael1+@cmu.edu>
> interesting that you should mention a Turing machine...
> it just so happens that my g/f is taking a "Intro to AI" course in which
> she is making oodles o' Turing machines....
Assuming your "g/f" is your "girlfriend", not your "goldfish", I would
suggest that your life would be oodles o'fun if "AI" was "Adventurous
Intercourse" rather than "Artificial Intelligence." On the other
hand, perhaps you can simulate other electronic devices than just
computers with a Turing machine, in which case some of these Turing
machines may be providing some real variety in your life.
Of course, none of this is any of my business...
Rex
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Date: Wed, 23 Feb 94 21:58:28 PST
From: Neil Rest <neilrest@ecotone.toad.com>
Message-Id: <9402240558.AA21290@ ecotone.toad.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: RAW obit premature
In response to the net rumor, I phoned the Wilsons. Bob does a running bit
about Uncle Bob's <some other wierd business> and frozen yogurt parlor. This
time it was Uncle Bob's Zombie Factory and Forzen Yogurt Parlor, which was
wonderfully appropriate, but provided no information. I've never called
someone to ask if they're dead, so left sort of a vague message.
So next I called a 25-year mutual friend who lives two blocks down the street,
who told me that Bob is flying to Ohio tomorrow for a speaking gig, and then
going to Chicago, where Arlen is meeting him for some sort of promo for a movie
he just finished with Rudy Rucker.
And Judy told me that Arlen is *very* annoyed about the condolence calls she's
been getting.
I'll tell him about the invitation to the wake at MIT, though; I'm sure he'll
enjoy being invited.
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Date: Wed, 23 Feb 1994 22:24:56 -0700
From: Crowley@grave.23.tot
Message-Id: <199402240524.AA04563@bruno.cs.colorado.edu>
Subject: Yet another of my bodily forms is dead. Thank God.
Now, ye faithful Otisians follow these instructions exactly.
"In villa est puella. In puella ist___"
Enter your favorite noun, and send this message to each senator
you despise via internet-fax gateway exactly 23 times. And the number
shall be 23.
Fempto-fun, nano-ninnies.
AC
" I would like to sleep, now, Mr. Interregator, if you don't mind. Whatcha
gonna do, shoot my other leg with your Uzi?" (said with index fingers in either
cheek, the hands twisting to and fro with each syllable.)
Chow-a-wow-tschues.
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