Today's Topics:
A new release.
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Date: Wed, 2 Mar 1994 04:02:38 -0500
From: Hugh Gwyn <hgwyn@magellan.geo.usherb.ca>
Message-Id: <9403020902.AA16294@magellan.geo.usherb.ca>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: A new release.
****> Stop the Bombings <****
****> Arretez les bombardements <****
****> Pare los bombardementos <****
Have you ever dreamed of being Lord of the Jungle?
Is geting LAID your every waking wish?
Have you ever thought that James Bond isn't any where near as suave as you?
Does Usenet have a special appeal to you?
Do you ever DREAM of being more than just a bank calendar on the top of
a computer MONITOR?
Is life so much of a hassle for you that you dread the after-life?
If so, a new product is about to be released which should be just the
thing for you. Specialy TESTED in our hightech laboritories so that you
will never burn you fingers on the stove. A team of white-lab-coated
techniciens made this there lifes effort, just so YOU could be totaly
satified by our new product.
Stay tuned for more information.
ppp-fingerprint: 04 02 df rf 32 10 35 39 r2 d2 1f 1d
ppp-version: Pretty, poor programer version 3.2.1.3.4.a pl.4
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