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Date: Fri, 11 Mar 1994 05:30:32 -0500
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199403111030.AA04448@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Oh dear, dear "Bob", splitter of Moonies, Immantiser of the Shat-on,
Welder and Layer of Pipe (if you know what I mean "Bob" old pal heh
heh), receiver of sycophantic greetings from unredeemable idiots who
add parenthesised innuendos and then make self-referential asides
about them,
Hi!
How's things? The Church doesn't smell, it's just dead that way.
No-one has bothered to kill you for awhile because it JUST ISN'T WORTH
IT ANY MORE, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't be killing you. I
mean, who better?
Our current Prez did NOTHING about the existence of Doktors for "Bob"
in his own fiefdom for twelve years. What does this mean for our
nation, Oh Ye of Much Slack, oh Ye Good Lord Choker? Will the world
end in four years and we won't even notice? Will I _ever_ get my
tapes from the Muthah Church?
Why does it look like all the current TV commercials were made by men
who joined the Church for two months in 1985?
Why is the "X-Files" on TV and "Xxxenophile" isn't? ANSWER ME.
Huh, "Bob"?
--Hell-Banker Banquo Helle
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