Subgenius Digest V5 #51

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Subgenius Digest Tue, 15 Mar 94 Volume 5 : Issue 51

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Zappatista!
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Message-Id: <9403141428.AA05965@dcmdc.dla.mil>
Date: Mon Mar 14 08:28:11 1994
From: James Fuerstenberg <xgg2356@dcmdc.dla.mil>
Subject:
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu

In your message you write:
>
> Why is the "X-Files" on TV and "Xxxenophile" isn't? ANSWER ME.

because Palliard Press, publishers of Xxxenophile have not produced
an animated version...just write to Phil expressing your desire for
such a version.

Jim

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Date: Mon, 14 Mar 1994 14:46 EDT
From: sjhvax!OHMEN@eerie.acsu.buffalo.edu
Subject:
To: mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@ub
Message-id: <01H9YSCX0PPSFD4J3J@sjhvax>

DEAR SIRS -

I SEEM TO BE RECEIVING TWO COPIES OF THE DIGEST, AND MY OFFICE CUBBIE HAS
BECOME SO SLACKFUL THAT VISITORS PASS OUT AND HAVE TO BE DRAGGED BACK TO THIER
DESKS AND PROPPED UP. WHILE HIGHLY ENTERTAINING, UPPER ESCHELON PINKS ARE
BEGINNING TO SUSPECT, AND WILL (OF COURSE) KILL THEMSELVES AFTER SNOOPING
THROUGH MY MAIL. I WILL THEN HAVE A HIGHER BODY COUNT, BUT MORE EXPLAINING
TO DO.

KILL THE SECOND ENTRY, OR KILL ME. OR KILL MY BOSS. OR KILL THE BOSS'S
BOSS.

REV. CAMELOT B. ADVIL - OUR LADY OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES

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Date: Mon, 14 Mar 1994 11:08:13 -0500
From: Bradley Berg USG <berg@zk3.dec.com>
Message-Id: <9403141608.AA08620@krisis.zk3.dec.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Zappatista!
Cc: berg@zk3.dec.com

60 Minutes did an interview with the masked head of the Zappatista movement.
He smokes a pipe, calls himself the SUBcommander, has had training in
an unspecified location (obviously Dobbstown) and is considered to be
an excellent salesman of ideas. Visualize armed revolution.

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