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Proposal of Marriage
useless
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Message-ID: <QhVWoCu00WC0A7u4Yq@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 1994 16:47:58 -0500 (EST)
From: Geoffrey Spear <gspear+@cmu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
In-Reply-To: <01H9YSCX0PPSFD4J3J@sjhvax>
In-Reply-To: <01H9YSCX0PPSFD4J3J@sjhvax>
Organization: No Such Agency
sjhvax!OHMEN@eerie.acsu.buffalo.edu writes:
> DEAR SIRS -
>
> I SEEM TO BE RECEIVING TWO COPIES OF THE DIGEST, AND MY OFFICE CUBBIE HAS
> BECOME SO SLACKFUL THAT VISITORS PASS OUT AND HAVE TO BE DRAGGED BACK TO THIER
> DESKS AND PROPPED UP. WHILE HIGHLY ENTERTAINING, UPPER ESCHELON PINKS ARE
> BEGINNING TO SUSPECT, AND WILL (OF COURSE) KILL THEMSELVES AFTER SNOOPING
> THROUGH MY MAIL. I WILL THEN HAVE A HIGHER BODY COUNT, BUT MORE EXPLAINING
> TO DO.
>
> KILL THE SECOND ENTRY, OR KILL ME. OR KILL MY BOSS. OR KILL THE BOSS'S
> BOSS.
>
> REV. CAMELOT B. ADVIL - OUR LADY OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES
i think you got all of your slack stuck in your shift key, Pink boy.
geoff spear |"I have lots of friends, though. Cute
gspear+@cmu.edu | little friends, with sexy voices."
beable | - Faisal Jawdat
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Date: Tue, 15 Mar 1994 20:07:17 -0500
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199403160107.AA17143@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
The explanation of why "Xxxenophile" isn't on TV doesn't go far enough.
Sure, the folks at Palliard Press haven't done it yet, but why HASN'T
money fallen from the sky into their laps so that they could?
The answer is simple: Conspiracy.
"Bob" damn it...
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Message-Id: <13302.9403151347@seqa.bristol.ac.uk>
Subject: Proposal of Marriage
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 1994 13:47:45 +0000 (WET)
From: Jon Wilson <ma2126@seqa.bris.ac.uk>
>Message-Id: <199403120948.AA23838@zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu>
>Date: Sat, 12 Mar 94 4:00:47 PST
>From: The Evolution Control Committee <ecc@gnu.ai.mit.edu>
>To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
>
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>>
>> If any of you can get hold of a copy of Granta (an English Literary
>> Quarterly), I would highly reccomened the latest "Crime" issue.
>> Especially good is James Ellroy's "Dick Contino's Blues", about a sex and
>> drug crazed accordian player in the 50s. Highly Slackfull.
>
> Any leads on this would be welcome. I have two of Dick's albums
>(both chance thrift store finds) and have used his picture as my own
>promo picture. Dick is the Frankie Yankovic (or maybe the Weird Al) of
>slack.
>
Interesting. Reading the story, I initially thought that the character
was totally fictitious. The photo on the cover is of a bemused young
boy at a workbench, which James Ellroy claims is himself minutes after
being told his mother had been brutally murdered, which I doubted too.
Stranger and stranger...
> Which brings up an interesting point: I rarely see much on da SubG
>list to respond to, but in your message there were not short of TWO
>items so dear to my frop-smokin' soul that I could keep quiet no longer.
>I don't care if I'm hetero; I don't care if I like large breasts. I
>HEREBY CONVERT TO HOMOSEXUALITY AND AM PROPOSING MARRIAGE TO YOU,
>EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
>
> Or bill me.
>
>- Mark G.
>
>--
>ecc@gnu.ai.mit.edu The Evolution Control Committee
Wow !! A proposal of marriage. Despite my breathtaking good looks, I have
to be honest and say this is the first I have recieved. And from a committee
too. What joy ! Please mail me and we can set a date for the ceremony. (You
will of course pay for me, my family and about 30 friends to come to the
US ?). Which of the good Reverends did you have in mind to conduct the
service ?
-- Jon Wilson "He Is Set Upon by Adversities; Bristol University, U.K. but He Sings a Song. " ma2126@seqa.bris.ac.uk------------------------------
Message-Id: <9403151512.AA09326@thelonious.MIT.EDU> From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@mit.edu> To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Subject: useless Date: Tue, 15 Mar 94 10:12:00 EST
} Subgenius Digest Tue, 15 Mar 94 Volume 5 : Issue 51 } } From: sjhvax!OHMEN@eerie.acsu.buffalo.edu }... } I SEEM TO BE RECEIVING TWO COPIES OF THE DIGEST, }... } KILL THE SECOND ENTRY, OR KILL ME....
Well, since you wrote to subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu instead of to subgenius-REQUEST@mc.lcs.mit.edu
maybe there's nothing to be done except to KILL YOU. Please report to our nearest "Re-processing Center" at your earliest convenient opportunity.
-- dr foo
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