Today's Topics:
Ahriman Re-zent, (or A Lost Digest Restored)
for a good time call...
Phone Slack
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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9403181937.AA18272@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Ahriman Re-zent, (or A Lost Digest Restored)
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 94 14:37:51 EST
Subgenius Digest Thu, 17 Mar 94 Volume 5 : Issue 53
Today's Topics:
Mawwiage
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Date: Wed, 16 Mar 1994 09:22:56 -0500
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199403161422.AA18154@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Mawwiage
Jon Wilson:
Y'know, you need not expand your pitiful soul with homosexuality if you
don't WANT to....in 'Merkin sports, we have "pinch" players----pinch
hitters, pinch runners----to take over for players who are just too
wimpy to do what must be done.
This means that your fianc\'e can pay for you and your relatives to come
from the City of Big Bristols, and go through the wedding, and plight
your troth, and get all the nice presence, and then at a crucial moment
The Pinch Consummatrix.
(And if she has a free moment later on, you 'll be there, she 'll be
there.... Come to think of it, all your psychologically-minded friends
will take your acquiescence in this procedure as an obvious sign of
barely-latent homosexuality anyway, thereby gaining you all the pride
and abuse you would have gotten anyway....)
Consider this SubGenius Household Hint #34.
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Date: Fri, 18 Mar 1994 09:18:08 -0500
From: Eric Haines <erich@eye.com>
Message-Id: <9403181418.AA09608@hemlock>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: for a good time call...
from a friend:
MCI has completely lost it.
Call this number: 800-969-4874
Weird.
[give it a go; no, it's not a phone sex number, it's just inexplicable]
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Date: Fri, 18 Mar 1994 13:08:55 -0800 (PST)
From: Bill Gallagher <billga@isumataq.eskimo.com>
Reply-To: Bill Gallagher <billga@isumataq.eskimo.com>
Subject: Phone Slack
To: Subgenius Digest <Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Message-Id: <Pine.3.89.9403171315.B5826-0100000@isumataq.eskimo.com>
In case you haven't seen or heard this yet, MCI has created the wackiest,
most useless 800 number around. I can't describe it except to say you
must call:
1-800-969-4874 [1-800-WOW-IT'S-HOT]
(from a touchtone phone). Very Pink, and yet Slackful. I call on my
speaker phone and let the dulcet tones fill my office with... oh, you'll
see... and it's FREE!
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