Today's Topics:
ooooooooohhhh nnnnooooooooo!
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Message-Id: <9403241715.AA00587@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: ooooooooohhhh nnnnooooooooo!
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 94 12:15:45 EST
> Samples of "English" from around the world:
Oh No! Not this hairy chest nut! What's next? Mouse-balls and frayed
knots? The SEX man page? The "kids stupid history paper" quotes? Dave
Barry's much plagarized "exploding whale" story?
Aarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Okay, here's a hymn to sing, repeatedly, instead of sending more of that
stuff! It's to the tune of the old magnificent Rheingold Beer
commercial:
"My Slack is Dobb's Slack the TruSlack!
Ask for Dobb's Slack whereever you find Slack.
Never wimpy or pink, with a real Yeti pstink,
Xists fly, you won't die with Dobb's Slack!"
If you like it, you can ask me to be your ShorDurPerSave, or send me
$10, or both, of course.
-- dr foo
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