Today's Topics:
HONKKK!! if you love BoB!!!!
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Message-Id: <m0pk7WQ-0006WzC@interzone>
From: stucco toast <stucco@interzone.mt.cs.cmu.edu>
Subject: HONKKK!! if you love BoB!!!!
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 1994 03:45:40 -0500 (EST)
Reply-To: stucco@interzone.mt.cs.cmu.edu
In-Reply-To: a thought I had this afternoon
I was just about pass into the hellholes of pinkdom
when i thot i heard someone yell my name in the distance...
naah, it was just a car horn.
wow! a car horn that blurted out words! that'd be cool!
especially when heard by someone in the distance..
``hmm, did i just hear that soylent green is 10% off?''
better yet, ``BoB!'' - drive past your friends house,
and honk ``BoB!'' pretty soon - hundreds of cars in the streets,
all honkin' ``BoB!'' to each other. a sound so simple it
enlightens, it should be pretty simple to retrofit some
waveshaping technology onto the backward horns of today.
or maybe some oldboy pink conservative at the corner shop didn't
like the grin on your face or maybe the pipe that you draw in on
every mouth of old hemp-growin' washington... you drive past and
``BoB!'' break a window or cause some customer to vomit on the
steps not very good for business... he's standing in the doorway
next time you drive by ``BoB!'' his old war wound acting up again
or maybe he gets blood in his stool now mix in excorism soundtrack
christian devil music a backwards mcdonalds commercial when you
drive past ``BoB!'' his kneecap explodes he falls clutching
screaming for his mama ``BoB!'' his flesh comes alive with maggots
wave of pain travels his flesh like it's high tide ``BoB!'' and
his soda fountain gushes blood you get the picture..
``BoB!'' and the store isn't even there anymore, replaced with a
house of pleasure run by seventh generation prostitutes combination
frop bakeland...
yes Bob--and a lot of decibels--can make quite a change.
stucco toast
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