Subgenius Digest V5 #74

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Subgenius Digest Wed, 13 Apr 94 Volume 5 : Issue 74

Today's Topics:
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Daniel Leonard
label those tapes
No shamz ka pop!
Out of the office until April 25th
subscribe bubble bubble bubble
this unsubscribe nonsense...
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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9404111521.AA04925@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Date: Mon, 11 Apr 94 11:21:17 EDT

} Subgenius Digest Sat, 9 Apr 94 Volume 5 : Issue 72
}...
} Date: Fri, 8 Apr 1994 03:15:20 -0400
} From: Barry Shein <bzs@world.std.com>
} Subject: this unsubscribe nonsense...
}
} next person who bothers us with this i say just throw him/her/it off
} the list, that'll teach 'em.
}
} -Barry Shein

Of course we do. We just don't hurry about getting 'round to it.

-- dr foo

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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9404121604.AA13289@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
In-Reply-To: Your message of Mon, 11 Apr 94 07:00:08 -0400.
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 94 12:03:59 EDT

Okay. I'll get to it by the end of the week.

-- dr foo

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Date: Tue, 12 Apr 1994 16:37:44 -0400 (EDT)
From: Robert Murken <rmurken@cloud9.net>
Subject:
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-Id: <Pine.3.89.9404121624.A22886-0100000@cloud9.net>

That was unspeakably gratifying.

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Message-ID: <4heT_wS00iUvIBOMg5@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Mon, 11 Apr 1994 21:00:44 -0400 (EDT)
From: Tobias James Hagge <th1z+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Daniel Leonard
Cc:
In-Reply-To: <Pine.3.07.9404042242.D25594-7100000@andy.bgsu.edu>

Dan's right. Why should we keep him here when he could be out SERVING
SOCIETY in a more useful and productive manner? In a few scant years Dan
could be DEAD AND USELESS, which we all know is a much less desirable
state than DEAD AND HAS ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING. If Dan feels that this
board is interrupting his valuable cycle of production and consumption,
we certainly should let him go...
- Tobe

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th1z@cmu.edu
tobeland@cmu.edu

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
-A sinner, while casting stones.

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Message-Id: <9404121932.AA13895@debussy.media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: label those tapes
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 94 15:32:28 -0400
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>

London (Reuter) - A British man was found guilty on Tuesday
of having sex with a dog after a video he made of the act was
inadvertently shown to speechless wedding guests expecting to
see a replay of a marriage ceremony.
The 59-year-old lent his video recorder to a friend to film
the wedding, but forgot to erase from the tape scenes of himself
in sex acts with a neighbour's bull terrier named Ronnie.
The man said the 10-minute film shown to the jury had been
an attempt at trick photography and featured only simulated sex
acts. He will be sentenced after psychiatric and other reports
have been made available.

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Message-Id: <9404121338.AA10130manitoba.marcam.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 1994 09:36:51 EDT
Reply-To: trevay@marcam.com
From: "Swami-ji B. Jeebees (\"x\"" <@manitoba.marcam.com:trevay@marcam.com>
To: Subgenius Slackmailer <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: No shamz ka pop!

mrw@ukc.ac.uk, nochein pinken-newbie, ergot-scribblen:

Hello...
Noodnyuk nogoodnik, jetzt ka pow!

i hope this is the right address. i've just moved back over here from Belgium, so
could you please
Da rectalsphincter flamit-baitzen?

Subscribe mrw@ukc.ac.uk
Hotay, da uppenforken yer Dobbsen-twenny?

Unsubscribe mw@cage.rug.ac.be
Pinkster doofutzen! Entscribblen-ja oaf
"Subgenius-subscribe@mc.lcs.mit.edu"
Eejit-pinkster, wursten-den AOL-newbiebuttnutzers! Electrokuten!
ELECTROKUTEN! ZAAAAAAAAAAAA-BONG! (Nee!)

(this is for the Subgenius digest mailing list thing...)
Dat "ting," ja, liken zo 'frop-groovy! Watchen das blitzen-lights und
grok! Om mani padme SLACK-SLACK-SLACK!

Praise "Bob"
Den launchen yer bleeden-kopf! Fetchen wir X-Acto-kniffen, und
wrappen yer pinken-newbie BUTT-CHEEKEN ander kuchentabbel mittder "Duct
Tape"! Denkommt der "BOB-bit-TIZEN" mitder rustenspoon! Tres gud!

m a t t h e w
/
Haben das nicen-tag! Kommit-gen!

("x") The Venerable Maha Swami-ji B. Jeebees (His mark)
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"May your balls turn to bicycle wheels, and backpedal up your arse!"
-- a farewell toast, heard by George Reilly, at Trinity College.
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Message-Id: <9404120824.AA09046@oasun1.us.oracle.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 94 01:24:30 PDT
From: Emily Cikovsky <ECIKOVSK@us.oracle.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Out of the office until April 25th
Reply-To: ORAPOST@us.oracle.com

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I'm out of the office on business until 4/25.

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(kkepchar) at 506-3179.

Emily

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Subgenius Digest Mon, 11 Apr 94 Volume 5 : Issue 73

Today's Topics:
subscribe/unsubscribe
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Date: Mon, 11 Apr 94 11:14:46 +0100
From: mrw@ukc.ac.uk
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: subscribe/unsubscribe
Message-ID: <9404110618.aa02319@mc.lcs.mit.edu>

Hello...

i hope this is the right address. i've just moved back over here from Belgium, so
could you please

Subscribe mrw@ukc.ac.uk

Unsubscribe mw@cage.rug.ac.be

(this is for the Subgenius digest mailing list thing...)

Praise "Bob"
m a t t h e w
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Message-ID: <ghehFuW00YUn8RHc1X@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 1994 13:03:54 -0400 (EDT)
From: Paul Christopher Workman <pw0l+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: subscribe bubble bubble bubble
Cc:

Please subscribe my pet fish, Leopold. He lives in a tank
a little to the left of my computer. Thank you.

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From: "Richard W. Sabourin" <rws@cs.brown.edu>
Message-Id: <199404111457.KAA02088@xanadu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: this unsubscribe nonsense...
Date: Mon, 11 Apr 1994 10:57:54 -0400

> From: Barry Shein <bzs@world.std.com>
> Subject: this unsubscribe nonsense...
>
> next person who bothers us with this i say just throw him/her/it off
> the list, that'll teach 'em.

Is the net.legendary CLUELESS-L mailing list still in existence? Methinks
they would learn their lesson there...

r.
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Arch- Meta- Super- Control-L HyperPope, Branch Dobbsian, Clench of the
Sacred Bleeding Head of Mary-Jo Buttafucco

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