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Date: Mon, 18 Apr 1994 02:09:10 -0400
From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
Message-Id: <199404180609.AA19950@world.std.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Don't unsubscribe me. Give me (I said "give" me, Pink World) all the slack and
money I want. Fuck this "work" shit, all it 's doing is earning less money
than it will take to repair the damage it 's doing to me. Mine. Mine. Mine.
Oh "Bob" who has money LITERALLY coming out of his ass, please render unto
this the least lowly of your dumb-ass servitrons thine 'oly gift of ONE
FUCKING MIL from every bank account in the U.S.A. and Canada...better make it
a penny, before the one percent most slackful cells in my very body cause
untellable damage in their attempt to Escape.
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Message-Id: <9404181414.AA11250@cend4c1.caledonia.hw.ac.uk>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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Date: Mon, 18 Apr 94 15:14:11 BST
From: Keith Braithwaite <cstkb@caledonia.hw.ac.uk>
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Date: Wed, 13 Apr 94 19:04:39 EDT
From: Wes Morgan <morgan@engr.uky.edu>
Message-Id: <9404132304.AA24159@s.ecc.engr.uky.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Semi-rant from _Harper's_
BARNEY: AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD
From: "Barney, 'The Purple Messiah,'" by Dr. Joseph R. Chambers, a
"sermon booklet" published last December by Paw Creek Minis-
tries, in Charlotte, North Carolina. This excerpt was prin-
ted in the March 1994 issue of _Harper's_.
Barney is much more than just a fun creature of kids' imaginations. He
is a politically correct teacher of everything on the liberal left's agen-
da, from New Age evolution to radical ecology. To many children, Barney
etc. etc.
...end include
I once went to a public ``lecture'' by the minister of St. Mungo's church
(I am not making this up), a respected minister of the Church of Scotland,
with a Paulist friend of mine (who had some idea he would *convert me*).
Anyway, the man rants on foa a while about the various ``new age'' evils
in the world today (y'know, Greenpeace, people like that) and to cap it all
says that My Little Pony is satanaic, and rotting the minds and souls of
the nation's children.
BTW, it has just occured to me that that typical Scots family The Broons (R)
(who appear every week in the Sunday Post, and have done so for many a decade
here in sunny Caledonia) often use the phrase ``Help me Boab'' at times of stress
and axiety. What can this mean?
Yours in Bob,
Keith
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