Today's Topics:
A few greetings from our friend Bob......
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Date: Tue, 19 Apr 1994 15:05:00 -0400 (EDT)
From: Victor Story <story@acad.csv.kutztown.edu>
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-Id: <Pine.3.89.9404191444.A27851-0100000@acad.csv.kutztown.edu>
Help Me Boab? Help Me Boab? Of course, help me Boab is a mispelling of
Help Me Bob!
The Christians of America understand things the rest of you are too
simpleminded to get, such as the infernal plots of My Little Pony and
Barney. You in fact are a part of the conspiracy to destroy America by
virtue of not working harder to censure Barney and My Little Pony. And
don't forget about He-Man and GI Joe. That GI Joe is worse than Barney,
because he tricks patriotic children whose hearts are in the right
place.
By the way, that cursing on this holy network is highly offensive to my
sensibilities. You would think that in a Christian country like God
Bless America people would have more respect.
My preacher told me about you satan followers and told me to keep a close
watch on this list. Like the all-seeing eye of holy dollar bill I
will keep reading your sinful comments and wait for the day when I can
look down from inside the Pearly Gates at you burning in HELL for all
this blasphemy and then I will know the LORD will say, you done good,
son. Yesserie, that's whut I'ma waitin' fer, sho nuf, you daum sinners,
I just cain't wait to see your flesh fry. Gotta go now, this here's
amakin' me hongry.
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From: Fred Moskowitz <moskowif@dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu>
Message-Id: <199404190635.CAA06670@dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu>
Subject: A few greetings from our friend Bob......
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Tue, 19 Apr 1994 02:35:03 -0400 (EDT)
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