Today's Topics:
FWD: Plots, Plans and Schemes of the Seattle Cacophony Society
newbie@aol.com
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Date: Fri, 22 Apr 1994 02:26:39 -0400 (EDT)
From: Victor Story <story@acad.csv.kutztown.edu>
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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The imbecile below is not going to be back in his mind in 1998, he is
lying to try to fool us into letting our children watch Barney. Dr. Foo
has the Bob pink medicine to save his soul but who can catch him and
force it down his throat if he's hiding from his office? Lazy person to
take off work so long without his mind, even Zippy the Pinhead keeps his
head in shape better than that, and Church is no excuse for skipping work
mindlessly when the United States needs us to work hard to stop the
Communists in Russia from invading us while we're glued to the Barney
show. Can you believe that crap about them Ruskies claiming they're not
communist anymore, hits as bad as when the damn liberals took them there
photographs years ago in the desert and fooled so many people into
believing the government had spent our money sending men to the moon. I
got a by God moon I'd like to show some of you non-believers by God.
The eye that stinks, not the eye that blinks. Poetry ain't it? You
thinks that's inspirational, well then sing you damn gunny-sack totin'
Bob blasphemers. Keepin' the public satisfied with this list is like
trying to maintain suction on an onion sack. Takes a by God Marine to
get the job done. Send this message to Garcia by God via a marine and
Bob might get it if'n Garcia can get away from Barney. If you ain't
careful you'll get confused and not get your tiny mind back on business
until sometime in 1998. I can cut that download time down if you'll pay
close attention to what I say. Bob does, hell, he hears it all don't
he? I saw him flash by in the K-Mart today but he was a lisnin to me.
But you just hold your breath while I wait to tell you what he said when
he winked at me. Go on, do it, cause he spoke with the same hole he was
ablinkin with, and a stinkin' with too, by God.
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Date: Fri, 22 Apr 94 07:27:37 EDT
From: "Alan H. Martin 22-Apr-1994 0733" <amartin@decc.enet.dec.com>
To: pah@decc.enet.dec.com, drb@decc.enet.dec.com, rmp@decc.enet.dec.com,
jdcc@decc.enet.dec.com, bob@decc.enet.dec.com
Subject: FWD: Plots, Plans and Schemes of the Seattle Cacophony Society
MACHINATION
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Issue 12 April 1994
Plots, Plans and Schemes of the Seattle Cacophony Society
The Cacophony Society is a randomly gathered network of free spirits
united in the pursuit of experiences beyond the pale of mainstream
society. We are tiny avatars of the King, mysterious diviners of pasta
fortuna, les poissons d'avril. YOU MAY ALREADY BE A MEMBER. Phone: 206
251-1185
This online version of Machinations is forwardable, downloadable,
repostable (in fact, we ENCOURAGE it) as long as it's done so intactable.
To subscribe write to a-lukem@microsoft.com
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ELVONIC CONVERGENCE When: Saturday, April 9th, 12 noon Where: Center House
south entrance, Seattle Center Bring: Cameras, Camcorders, $ for donuts
and rides The King is among us! Recently Elvis made his presence known by
etching his image upon a page from a photocopier in a Seattle music store.
Those infidels are using the opportunity to mock Him by blatantly
exploiting this apparition to promote the sale of their instruments. The
time has come for all the faithful to don the vestige and visage of the
King of Rock'n'Roll and show the public our piety (and try to win the same
music store's "Do Elvis" contest!!). Join our flock as your personal
interpretation of Elvis himself for an afternoon of fun and games. Come as
The Young Elvis, The Las Vegas Elvis, The Kung Fu Elvis, The CPA Elvis,
The Housewife Elvis or whichever incarnation of the King possesses you
that day! Questions? Call the Colonel at 783-9166
VORTEX FEST 1994 When: Sunday, April 17, 1:00 - 2:30 p.m. (setup
12:30-1:00) Where: The Fremont Troll beneath the George Washington
Memorial (aka Aurora) Bridge, north end Bring: Your own receptive, ancient
soul, and anything you might need to interface creatively with vortex
power The troll guards a well of planetary energies so strong they make
you shudder. Squirrels and crows know this vortex and use it to navigate
by. This site, hidden now from the sky by a U.S. highway, has been revered
and feared by its human neighbors for centuries, and is often visited by
extraterrestrial and extradimensional pilgrims. Local vortex watchers have
been monitoring and graphing this spot's cosmic intensity, and predict it
to peak on the afternoon of 4/17. You are invited to come and viscerally
experience vortex high tide, and to exploit its multi-purpose energy
flows. Present at the vortex will be: The Spaghetti Oracle... Fear of
boiling water will allow uncooked noodles to see into the future and offer
guidance. Oregon Radiation Accumulator Box... Supplement your vortex dose
with vibrations from south of the border. Alien Implant Detection
Service... Know thyself--know thy implant! Do not remove under penalty of
law!
Your Host: Linguini 154 at 632-9605 ext. 154.
THE CACOPHONY MEETING When: Tuesday, April 19th, 7:30 p.m. Where: The
Green Room Cafe, 4026 Stone Way North (at 41st) Bring: $ for food or
drink. "Anxious enquirer," never having attended a Cacophony meeting, has
serious doubts about events listed in Machination. "Are they true to
life," she asks, "or are they only piffle?" and she waits in trepidation
for the reply. How glad I am to assure her that they are the real thing
and are written by those who know. Simply by appearing at one of these
gatherings at that theatrical watering hole, the Green Room Cafe, "anxious
enquirer" need be anxious no more.
VASHON ISLAND MYSTERY TRIP When: Saturday, April 30, 12:00 Noon. Bus
leaves at 12:15 sharp! (Return to downtown Seattle by 4:00 p.m., Metro and
the State Ferries willing.) Where: Metro bus shelter in front of Pepe's on
2nd, 1621 2nd Avenue at Stewart Bring: Busfare ($1.10 each way, or the
Metro pass equivalent), ferry passage ($2.15--the return trip is free), a
sack lunch or $ for snacks, and quarters for coffee Travel over land and
sea to a magical isle floating southwest of Seattle, where delicious
pigweed sways in the spring breeze. Walk through edible landscapes, past
mouth-watering wildlife, to arrive curious and hungry at various island
foodstuff producers. Moderate walking is entailed--wear comfortable shoes
and dress for the weather.
Your Host: The "Mystery Chef" at 632-9605.
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT... IN MARCH A select group gathered in the
mysterious Chinese Room, high atop the Smith Tower, to play a game of
conspiracy and world domination...Mass quantities of Dim Sum were
consumed, then hidden aspects of the I-District were revealed to
us...Chindogu (Almost-useless objects) were created in fierce competition
at that palace of consumption, Northgate Mall.
WHAT IS THIS FLYER? Machination, defined as the action or process of
contriving or planning intrigue, is the monthly newsletter of the Seattle
Cacophony Society. Each issue lists events sponsored by members,
activities hosted by like-minded organizations and other items of
interest. This publication is subscriber supported, copyright free and
enthusiastically distributed to various cafes and coffee shops throughout
the Puget Sound area. An electronic version is also posted on local
computer bulletin boards. Please feel free to make copies and pass them
along.
WHAT IS THE CACOPHONY SOCIETY? The Cacophony Society provides a network
for individuals seeking adventures, socializing, and fun. Your guess is as
good as any for a specific definition.
WHAT ARE EVENTS? An event is any out-of-the-ordinary experience or unusual
activity which allows participation by individuals. Events may be games,
performances, classes and the like which are intended to be fun, not
profit-seeking nor politically or religiously promotional. No committee or
group sets an agenda of activities. Events are the productions of their
sponsor's inspiration, creativity and dreams.
WHO CAN ATTEND EVENTS? Events are open to all interested persons.
Limitations on numbers of attendees or age may be required by the sponsor
for the practical execution of the event. Participants may need to bring
their own equipment and supplies to certain events and occasionally
sponsors request a donation to cover their expenses.
SUBSCRIPTION PITCH Feeling mundane? Why gamble on finding a copy of
Machination when you could have it delivered, minty fresh, to your home by
a uniformed minion of the USPS.
To subscribe, send a check or money order made
out to CASH to the address below.
12 issues/$10
24 issues/$18
P.O. Box 31848
Seattle WA 98103-1848
Deadline for May event write-ups is April 19th.
COMING SOON
Comedy classic pie fight.
Audio Mystery Theater: Tales of suspense in an unusual location.
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Message-Id: <9404221758.AA27447manitoba.marcam.com>
Date: Fri, 22 Apr 1994 13:56:43 EDT
Reply-To: trevay@marcam.com
From: "Swami-ji B. Jeebees (\"x\"" <@manitoba.marcam.com:trevay@marcam.com>
To: Subgenius Slackmailer <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: newbie@aol.com
Thousands of inquiries arrive at our offices, daily. In Barnum's time, they
were available only once per second, but with the recently initiated aol site,
we have more than we could ever have forseen, even a few short months ago.
Here is an example:
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From: newbie@aol.com (i dont know what does signon means?)
Newsgroups: alt.make.money.fast,alt.sex.catchers,alt.dobbs,alt.feminism
Subject: Re: REPENT, or get SPENT! Details! (was: GREEN CARD LOTTERY!)
Date: 21 Apr 1994 02:15:03 -0400
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In article <n0pr0b\"bob\"@sexgod.x.dobbsville.com>, bob@sexgod.x.dobbsville.com
writes:
HEY I JUST GOT MY AMERICA ON LINE ACCCNT
AN I SAW YOU'RE MESSAGE. IT SOUNDS REAL
GOOD, WHERE DO I SEND IT? CAN MY
GIRLFRIEND JOYN TWO? CAN WE RELY SMOKE
FORP AND HAVE SEX AND SHE NOT GHET
PREGNANT? CAN U RELY MAKE HER WANT TO HAVE
SEX? TELL ME MORE WHAT IS TREPPANNING
ABOUT? U SOUND REAL COOL BOB!
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We need not even troll, need not even throw chum over the gunwales and stern,
in order to draw in these schools of converts. Truly, the End Times are upon
us. If we are going to make our quarterly targets, we need to increase our
attention to this market immediately.
Yours very truly,
("x") The Venerable Maha Swami-ji B. Jeebees (His mark)
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"May your balls turn to bicycle wheels, and backpedal up your arse!"
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