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News of the Wierd.
Why?
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Message-Id: <9404271222.AA09806manitoba.marcam.com>
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 1994 08:20:45 EDT
Reply-To: trevay@marcam.com
From: "Swami-ji B. Jeebees (\"x\"" <@manitoba.marcam.com:trevay@marcam.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu,
Subgenius Slackmailer <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject:
>Date: Tue, 26 Apr 1994 20:10:15 -0400
>From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
>Message-Id: <199404270010.AA10930@world.std.com>
>To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
>Subject:
>I 'll bet you use Federal Reserve "currency" too?
Yeah, the PINK BASTARD probably DOES, the MEDIOCRETIN, the dEVo-tee, le
MISERABLE PINKANIZED CON-DUPE, eee-YAda-YAda-YAda!
R
It's a "BOB"-DAMN good THING that YOU POOR, POOR BASTARDS have ME A o ND!
'Cause HERE'S what I'M gonna do FOR YOU -- U
Just SEND ME your CON-EVIL Federal "Reserve" Notes, with the
PICTURES of the DEAD PRESIDENTS on them --
And YOU POOR, POOR BASTARDS will NEVER have to see them AGAIN!
AH GUHH-RUNN-TEEE!
I'll even pay for the stamps. Later.
("x") The Venerable Maha Swami-ji B. Jeebees (His mark)
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LITTLE KNOWN SLUG FACTS: Slugs are sometimes both female and
male, and if no one else is around, will mate with themselves.
-- from the Archie McPhee catalog
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Message-Id: <9404271223.AA09812manitoba.marcam.com>
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 1994 08:20:45 EDT
Reply-To: trevay@marcam.com
From: "Swami-ji B. Jeebees (\"x\"" <@manitoba.marcam.com:trevay@marcam.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu,
Subgenius Slackmailer <subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject:
>Date: Tue, 26 Apr 1994 20:10:15 -0400
>From: Michael L Turyn <mturyn@world.std.com>
>Message-Id: <199404270010.AA10930@world.std.com>
>To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
>Subject:
>I 'll bet you use Federal Reserve "currency" too?
Yeah, the PINK BASTARD probably DOES, the MEDIOCRETIN, the dEVo-tee, le
MISERABLE PINKANIZED CON-DUPE, eee-YAda-YAda-YAda!
R
It's a "BOB"-DAMN good THING that YOU POOR, POOR BASTARDS have ME A o ND!
'Cause HERE'S what I'M gonna do FOR YOU -- U
Just SEND ME your CON-EVIL Federal "Reserve" Notes, with the
PICTURES of the DEAD PRESIDENTS on them --
And YOU POOR, POOR BASTARDS will NEVER have to see them AGAIN!
AH GUHH-RUNN-TEEE!
I'll even pay for the stamps. Later.
("x") The Venerable Maha Swami-ji B. Jeebees (His mark)
------------------------------------------------------------------------
LITTLE KNOWN SLUG FACTS: Slugs are sometimes both female and
male, and if no one else is around, will mate with themselves.
-- from the Archie McPhee catalog
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Message-Id: <28590.9404271219@seqa.bristol.ac.uk>
Subject: News of the Wierd.
To: Automatic Subgenius <Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 1994 13:19:54 +0100 (WET DST)
From: Jon Wilson <ma2126@seqa.bris.ac.uk>
News of the Wierd is available by mailing list from:
notw-request@nine.org
-- Jon Wilson "He Is Set Upon by Adversities; Bristol University, U.K. but He Sings a Song. " ma2126@seqa.bris.ac.uk jwilson@nyx.cs.du.edu------------------------------
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 1994 16:52:00 -0400 (EDT) From: Victor Story <story@acad.csv.kutztown.edu> Subject: Why? To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Message-Id: <Pine.3.89.9404271621.A24095-0100000@acad.csv.kutztown.edu>
Having perused the high-brow pink blowings of the subgeniuses abounding herein methinks evolutionary progress incessant. Couplings cyberhemmeroidically efficiently praising Bob by penetration of clear cult ideology has Ex-laxically eliminated the dreadful stench of pink heartedly simpheadedly questioning our infinite purposefullnesses in spite of oppressive Little Elvises, Bart's eyeses, and horrific Cats Nekos. Praise Bob. Russian bloodsucking pink women's Commie refutations ad naseum persevere absconding mooning on America's pinksome Interstate Superhighways of subinformation excelcius deos manificaticombius via ad lib? Please answer before time runs out.
Preacher teacher felcher belcher pricker snicker dicker licker mighty picker flicker in the stinker finker by the blinker. Preacher teacher say Commie threat invisible blister under headskin pincher. Free souls linger longer via subgenius rejuvinekidation but wonder purpose zinger lingers. Prayer cloth liturgies can de-pink question stink better than sports on television can blink invisibly behind the time sink. Refrigeration of Cult of Wampum King and Queen might sting but verbal fling might "do the thing" again we sing and sing on Sunday in the park thing. Hands wring and Church bells ring and bung whole sting. Open moon balloon soon is answer to that dummy question, Praise Bob and also Dr. Foo, what would we do without you 2?
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