Today's Topics:
cybersell
forward from erroneous submission to subg request
John Wayne is dead.
spam jake day! (2 msgs)
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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9405101925.AA06275@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: Ed Frankenberry <ezf@osf.org>
Cc: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: cybersell
In-Reply-To: <9405101636.AA01250@postman.osf.org>
Date: Tue, 10 May 94 15:25:42 EDT
} To: subgenius-request@mc.lcs.mit.edu
} From: Ed Frankenberry <ezf@osf.org>
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} Oh no! super-oxygenated water is a standard item in the Church of
} the Sub-Genius "bag of toys"....
It is? Please quote some Church sales gospel on it; I've never heard of
it.
-- dr foo
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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9405101929.AA06299@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: forward from erroneous submission to subg request
Date: Tue, 10 May 94 15:29:49 EDT
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Date: Tue, 10 May 1994 12:36:12 -0400
From: Ed Frankenberry <ezf@osf.org>
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Date: Sun, 8 May 1994 23:06:37 -0400 (EDT)
From: Doug Humphrey <digex@ss1.digex.net>
To: Larry Walker <walkerl@iscmed.med.ge.com>
Cc: com-priv@psi.com, internauts@mr.med.ge.com
Subject: Re: "Arizona Lawyers Form Company..."
On Sun, 8 May 1994, Larry Walker wrote:
> The article details Canter & Seigel's intent to form a company called
> Cybersell.
>
> "The first product Cybersell will advertise throughout the Internet is
> "a health product, super-oxygenated water," Ms. Seigel said yesterday.
Oh no! super-oxygenated water is a standard item in the Church of
the Sub-Genius "bag of toys". If these lawers are Sub-G, this could
really strange...
Of course, any reference to the Sub-G is just a joke. Right?
Doug
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Date: Tue, 10 May 1994 16:15:58 -0500
From: stumattheand@spock.colsf.edu
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: John Wayne is dead.
Message-ID: <9405101718.aa15832@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Well, kids, it happened, and we were there.
John Wayne Gacy is now dead, and the party is over.
O G Y R N E T W O R K - Witless to the Execution
The media cannibalism was abhorrent. Over 2,000 people showed
with signs, t-shirts, and clown costumes to celebrate this country's
need to be socially sadistic. The man died 14 years after being arrested,
after 14 years, JWG had become a celebrity, not a punished person.
As far as capital punishment being a deterrant, I highly doubt it. It was
party time for these folks... "Dude, this is better than Monday Night
Football!" one pink boy exclaimed. "Stick the son of a bitch!" were the
shouts of many other mehums up and down the street in front of Stateville.
I took pictures of the people with signs, wondering why they were there.
People wanting Gacy to die, just so that they could believe in their minds
that the horror would stop? A collective sigh of relief from our society?
No, it was Miller Time. I was lost in a sea of vultures.
The stupid fools... at 12:15 a.m., supposedly 14 minutes after
the lethal injection, most of the people had cleared out. Shows how
much they actually were there to "see justice served". Gacy didn't die
until 12:58 a.m. They were there for the party... stupid mortals.
His last meal? KFC, shrimp, and strawberries. So, all
of you mutants out there who want to eat like John Wayne, get thee directly
to Col. Sanders. As for myself, seeing the virtual river of drunken humans
smiling in their pink cannibalism, I lost my appetite. JWG, shame on you,
you got caught. You should have taken out a lot more. Now, all we have left
is the Zodiac killer and the AIDS virus...
Please, "Bob", send help for this parasitical world soon.
$aint @ndrew
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Message-Id: <9405101541.AA06181@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: spam jake day!
Date: Tue, 10 May 94 11:41:28 EDT
} Subgenius Digest Tue, 10 May 94 Volume 5 : Issue 92
}...
} From: Mike Neal <mneal@sol.uvic.ca>
} Subject: Spam Jake Day
Thank you so much for this valuable message! I'll get right on it.
But, next year, let's Jake somebody who'd really appreciate it, like the
IRS or the Scientologists, or both?
sincerely,
-- The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo,
Lord High Panvs Tostatvm cvm Bvtrio, Most Grand and Distinctly Excellent
Master of the Secret Royal Lunchmeat (99th Degree), and Eternal Pope of
the Most Holy First Erisian Anevangelical Church of Spam
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From: William J Jacobs <bjacobs@mintaka.sdsu.edu>
Message-Id: <9405102321.AA04826@mintaka.SDSU.Edu>
Subject: Spam Jake Day
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Tue, 10 May 1994 16:21:37 -0700 (PDT)
I was wondering if it would be kosher for me to refer to the multitude of
other letters being received in my note to Hormel. Any ground rules on this
for me to take into account, or shall I do as I damn well please?
Lord William
Archduke of the Marianas Trench
Lord High Muckitimuck of Somethingoranother
Emperial spokesman for Emperor Lew I (at least on the matter of Spam)
William Jacobs | "You can pretend to be serious; you can't
Astronomy Dept., San Diego State | pretend to be witty." -- Sacha Guitry
bjacobs@mintaka.sdsu.edu | "Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody
All others are imposters! | lends him money." -- Arthur Miller
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