Today's Topics:
Spam Jake Day
super-oxygenated water
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Message-Id: <9405111647.AA09796@Trilogy.COM>
Date: Wed, 11 May 1994 11:27:09 -0500
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: John Eichenseer <eichen@trilogy.com>
Subject:
>I was wondering if it would be kosher for me to refer to the multitude of
>other letters being received in my note to Hormel.
No, no! That would start to Give It Away, and thus make it Less Wierd, which
is BAD. Hurt head GOOD.
(ohnj)
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Date: Wed, 11 May 94 10:08:44 PDT
From: Mike Neal <mneal@sol.uvic.ca>
Message-Id: <9405111708.AA29828@sol.UVic.CA>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Spam Jake Day
> I was wondering if it would be kosher for me to refer to the multitude of
> other letters being received in my note to Hormel. Any ground rules on this
> for me to take into account, or shall I do as I damn well please?
I don't think you should mention everyone else. The whole point is to confuse
the hell out of them, and if they *know* it is a conspiracy (never thought I'd
use that word to describe *US*) then it will start to lose its effect.
Just my opinion, of course. You are welcome, and encouraged, to do as you
please.
"All hail Discordia!"
*bye*
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Date: Wed, 11 May 1994 09:25:33 -700 (MST)
From: "Mr. Bob" <voodoo@trg320a.trglink.com>
Subject: super-oxygenated water
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-Id: <Pine.3.05.9405110933.C21130-9100000@trg320a.trglink.com>
Sorry dr. foo, I too have read of the mystical water. It was from a story
in Three Fisted Tales that had me up for days in a paranoid fugue. My
hysterical perspective may garble the details, but a SlackMeister from the
future with a flying car picks up a more or less Pink Boy and delivers a first
class rant about oxygen that links space aliens, air pollution, and the
spread of AIDS into a conspiratorial soup. Good stuff.
-- Ricardo Montalban------------------------------
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