Today's Topics:
Big honking test
confuse a pink dick this weekend
tank ewe won and awl
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Date: Thu, 12 May 1994 18:04:16 -0400
From: subgenius@test.org
Message-Id: <199405122204.SAA27480@acme.gatech.edu>
Subject: Big honking test
To: gt7950b@foo.simon-barsinister.ai.mit.edu
test dude
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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9405121526.AA10444@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: confuse a pink dick this weekend
Date: Thu, 12 May 94 11:26:29 EDT
} From: Christopher Cotton <regis@MIT.EDU>
} Subject: block buster...
} Date: Wed, 11 May 94 20:25:18 EDT
}
} ...from alt.video.laserdisc:
}
} >>That's nothing. A few weeks ago I noticed "Please rewind" stickers
} >>affixed to all of the laserdisc jackets at a local video/laser rental
} >>store!
} >
} >Our Blockbuster just started carring LD. We rented the first disc. When
} >we returned them, I joked with the counter person by telling them the I
} >forgot to rewind the movie...the counterperson told me there would be a
} >fee for them to rewind it....he wasn't joking. Took me ten min. to
} >explain to them the joke...they didn't get it....I didn't have to pay
} >the fee.
"Uh, excuse me, uh... Dick is it?, yeah, excuse me Dick, but I rented
this laserdisc from you and I watched it last night (it was pretty good
by the way, there's this scene where Arnold crushes this guys head open,
like with his bare hands, y'know? and you can like actually see his
brain's pop out, it was pretty gruesome but really cool, y'know? you
should definitely see it!) and so anyway Dick, like I was saying I
watched it but then at the end, it says on the uh box here to like uh
REWIND it, y'know? and like I couldn't figure out which was the REWIND
button on my laserdisc player, but like my friend was there (and he's
pretty smart actually, I mean he goes to MIT and everything so he knows
about these computer things and stuff, y'know?), and he said he thinks
they REWIND automatically, right? When they get to the end? Y'know?
"So, Dick, like we're not sure now if it's already been rewound or what,
so like could you take a look at it and see if it is?"
-- dr foo
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From: dryfoo@mit.edu
Message-Id: <9405121504.AA10398@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: tank ewe won and awl
Date: Thu, 12 May 94 11:04:47 EDT
} Subgenius Digest Thu, 12 May 94 Volume 5 : Issue 94
}...
} From: "Mr. Bob" <voodoo@trg320a.trglink.com>
} Subject: super-oxygenated water
}...
} ...I too have read of the mystical water. It was from a
} story in Three Fisted Tales that had me up for days in a paranoid fugue.
Dear Bratwurst and Cistern,
Thanks for those sharp pointers. I am in your dead.
-- dr foo
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