Today's Topics:
100 THINGS OF SLACK
Have no clue, will follow
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Date: Tue, 17 May 1994 01:08:44 -0500
From: stumattheand@spock.colsf.edu
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Message-ID: <9405170215.aa28430@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
To The Most (Un)Heeded Swami-ji...
I hate to hate to disagree, but I have to come to the protection of Spam...
Yes, I have partaken of Spam, and I have eaten the entire tin therein... It's
part of a local Phredistic Cabal Ritual that also involves eating sardines
(Ye Ol' StankyFish)... and I say that I do eat of the flesh of the beast that
is known as Spam monthly... I can't say whether or not it tastes like horse
dong or no, as I have never et horse dong... (perhaps you would enlighten us
to it's apparently exquisite flavor? (grin))
And, since, via the consumption of such holy foodstuffs (as well as heavy
dosages of the Blood Of Farley (beer) and Cheez-Whiz), my slack has increased
fivefold, I'd have to say that the gods themselves SMILE upon that meat!
As to what the jelly is, or what it is actually composed of, I am not one to
delve into the matters of the gods, since it's unhealthy to do so...
But, if I remember, I'll ask ol' Yog Sothoth over Mueslix tomorrow morning...
so there... Nyahhhh...
(I don'T know, it's late, and I couldn't think of anything else wittier to
say since I am currently dancing with Dionysis...)
Don't knock Spam, pan fried, baked, or just microwaved... it's a taste
sensation.... (not quite like the Thai squid I had this evening...)
$t. @ndrew
"now I own the key to the door... the kingdom of heaven lies inside..."
- jah wobble
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Date: Mon, 16 May 1994 22:44:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Charles Brogden <dcbrogde@cats.ucsc.edu>
Subject: 100 THINGS OF SLACK
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9405162200.A3060-0100000@as215-ws-16.UCSC.EDU>
Praise "Bob"!!!
The conspiracy shall be overthrown yet.
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Date: Tue, 17 May 1994 21:52:11 -0400
From: "Keith F. Lynch" <kfl@access.digex.net>
Message-Id: <199405180152.AA17086@access2.digex.net>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu, trevay@marcam.com
Subject: Have no clue, will follow
Cc: kfl@access.digex.net
> This isn't bad news -- it means we still have a DECOY for the Rev!
> ... we'll have had PLENTY of practice KNOCKING-OFF his cheap, low-life
> IMITATORS! ... And Rev Naked should 'PRECIATE that OTHERS are TAKING
> THE BULLETS in his place!
Why not? It's always worked for Ted Kennedy, right?
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