Subgenius Digest V5 #104

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Subgenius Digest Sun, 22 May 94 Volume 5 : Issue 104

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Date: Sat, 21 May 1994 02:27:17 -0400 (EDT)
From: Victor Story <story@acad.csv.kutztown.edu>
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On Sat, 21 May 1994, Automatic Subgenius Digestifier wrote:

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> Subgenius Digest Sat, 21 May 94 Volume 5 : Issue 103
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> Today's Topics:
> Help needed with problem: Too much slack
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> Message-ID: <EhrAefa00VpBM8N4FV@andrew.cmu.edu>
> Date: Fri, 20 May 1994 10:35:23 -0400 (EDT)
> From: Geoffrey Spear <gspear+@cmu.edu>
> To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
> Subject: Help needed with problem: Too much slack
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> In-Reply-To: <9405191037.aa22335@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
> Organization: No Such Agency
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> "John A. Johnson 814 375-4774" <J5J@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
> > in too much slack in the cord, and this spring I haven't been able to
> > start the mower at all. Yesterday I tried, unsuccessfully, to fix the
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> doesn't sound like a problem to me. just let the grass grow.

I'LL FIX HIS @#$%## CORD PROBLEM, GIVE ME THE SISSORS!! He'll be slack
where he still thought he was stiff by God. Too much slack and don't
like his god-given cords, of all things, and calls himself a MAN? My cat
had the same problem until 3 weeks ago, but once his cords were accorded
their due he slacked up some more, ok, slack-boy? So maybe you can't
start the mower because you've got a problem with what the cord connects
to, you snivelling excuse for a REAL MAN, BY GOD you sissies aren't worth
the slacktime you take up in eternity. The Almighty One just put you
here to compare Our Bob to, huh, huh, huh?

> geoff spear |please reply via snail mail,
> gspear+@cmu.edu |i don't use computers.
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